was eerie because most people

thought that elvis was dead

but lives in Chiang Mai

under a rotting bar beer

"Ain't nothing but a Heartache !"

oh my achy breaky heart

was broken by a katoey....

who was a ringer for

Khun Tak__n mafia in BKK

now free wheeling and dealing

car showroom and second-hand taxis

with the clocks turned back

refurbished inside and out, sold.......

as nearly new but was;nt

cut and shut jobs with

no back seats in it

no motor,only purring mog

seen under the xmas tree

supplied by Scrooge in generosity .........

the season to be jolly

never more than a year

ago we all revalled in

Gordon Brown's wise economic policies

which collapsed because EU citizens

didnt pay enough taxes last

year or any other year

well it seemed we overpaid

everything, like Kiwis and Ockors

betrampled Welsh,Scots,Irish and

Indians, Peruvians, Tibetians why not?