better bring a bath towel

extra dunny paper at least

buy extra Boots nappy wipes

perhaps rubber gloves would help

disposable ones could be the

incontinant playboys of patata city

otherwise known as retired playboys

living off there state handouts

immobility,incontinence,agrophobic,homophobic and

what do you really think?

never being wrong is great

only for the talented but...

mister ripley had what it

takes:Ripley's Believe it / Not ?

to another international believable level

or go to Wikipedia and...........

not a bad idea i'll

check out karma sutra entries.......

theres some weird positions there

double jointed adventureous bed buddies

double jointed adventurous twister players

practising their faux love art

the the public toilet room

became the meeting place for

illicit, immoral goings-on with lettuce

and various fruit and veg

put in the stew always

season with salt and pepper

let simmer during a week...

of fast sin and faster