will stay drunk for the

duration of the forthcoming election

unless contested by wildly gyrating

hula dancers and bollywood wannabees

performing unatural acts with wombats

but natural for the natives...

of cincinatti in the morning

riding cars and shooting passers-by

sounds like a plot from

Harry Calahan car chase when...

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the punk shot him dead

and the car careered across...

the highway during a torrential

storm,light glistening on ice

that torvil and dean skated

wearing only boleros, as they

were dancing with the stars

drunk with passion rising from

the fumes created by the

presence of some very old...

stilton cheese was ripening beautifully

which was truncated and devoured

in the kitchen of hannibal

Domestic Boarding for Elephants and

feeding them stilton toasted sammies

flavoured with mellow Stinking Bishop

garnished with a flavorful condiment

made from the secretions of

the dung beetle found in

places where dung is sloppiest