Time to tell the gov't

that we're mad as hel_l

but won't complain as we....

are stuck up british idiots

but I'm English not British

better than being a welshman

never a truer word written

by a lorry driving thai

about to go tumbling over

the fence because was drunk

and talking on his mobile

to a pal in tokyo

Joe's, the Jazz club down

beside Naughty Nora's Knocking Knackery

who kiledl the mocking bird

Twas ! ,sorry taken 5th Amendment

silence is golden for criminals

until they get water boarded

or even worse - water logged

because their wellies have holes

farmer giles has new ones

I like new shiny green

apples used in my pies

waiting for a chilly digestion

in need of a good

more likely indigestion and trots

good solong getting it out

whilst tottering on a squat

the risk of unballancing, unthinkable!

as it could get messy