Kids In School Think Quick

Kids in school think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GL ENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you ! always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?'

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.