Somchai from Korat reads in a National Paper that Bumrungrad Hospital in BKK is looking for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested he calls the hospital to learn more.

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks.

The telephone receptionist replies, "Uh - yes we have had quite a few enquiries about this job"

Somchai says, OK but can you give me the details of what the job is and the pay etc?

OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. There's a monthly salary of 45,000 baht but I'm afraid you'll have to travel to Nong Khai.

Somchai says "Oh why, is that where the job's based?"

To which the telephone receptionist replies

"No. That's where the end of the interview queue is"