Do Thai Women Enjoy A Vibrator ?

[Darlek]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

what were the results ? good or no .

stipulate if using a slim wand or full blown rubber copy of a member

[igotworms]

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I'm sure if you asked politely, they wouldn't mind working you over. Perhaps a strap-on would better suit your needs? Remember...there's options out there for ya man.

[Totster]

[nmesparrow]

get down get funky, yeaahhhhhh.

[mango]

Yes i would imagine they do like it, i always thought that a tongue is better though

[Harry Palmer]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts?

...unlikely as it's unlawful to sell such items on the open market in the los...

... decent well brought up tg's do not generally go in for foreplay in the same way as farang girls for example... foreplay in this context means pleasuring of the sexual organs with anything other than a penis or tongue...

[Santini]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

Why would i want to do that to my Sweet & Sour Chicken?

[Santini]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

I just tried....

It made a mess. Rice all over the table. And floor. My teeth tickled too.

[medicinebox]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

I just tried....

It made a mess. Rice all over the table. And floor. My teeth tickled too.

You actually put a vibrator in your mouth???

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

I just tried....

It made a mess. Rice all over the table. And floor. My teeth tickled too.

You actually put a vibrator in your mouth???

I tried it too. Chipped me bloody teeth.

[Santini]

You actually put a vibrator in your mouth???

Yup

[medicinebox]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

I just tried....

It made a mess. Rice all over the table. And floor. My teeth tickled too.

You actually put a vibrator in your mouth???

I tried it too. Chipped me bloody teeth.

Hahaha........Come on man, you should know not to use your teeth. Just suck.

That's what I tell da bayitches....

[Santini]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

what were the results ? good or no .

stipulate if using a slim wand or full blown rubber copy of a member

As the poster quite eloquently pointed out...

It was the slim wand

I think the Doc tried the wide gurth model

[Santini]

From what i have read...

Could the title of this topic, perhaps be,

'Does Harry Palmer enjoya vibrator'

[rod_kalashnikov]

Could the title of this topic, perhaps be,

'Does Harry Palmer enjoy a vibrator'

Dunno about that ... but one of the kinkier girls at the Eden Club told me he likes being rogered with a strap-on.

[rod_kalashnikov]

... decent well brought up tg's do not generally go in for foreplay in the same way as farang girls for example... foreplay in this context means pleasuring of the sexual organs with anything other than a penis or tongue...

How would a professional onanist like you know that ?

[penzman]

Tongue it man!

There`s nothing like looking in the mirror in the morning and remembering what happened the night before from your face looking like a honey glazed doughnut

[Khutan]

My teeth tickled too

Lucky you didn't chip a tooth....

[dr_Pat_Pong]

My teeth tickled too

Lucky you didn't chip a tooth....

I chipped several during an over enthusiastic workout

[Khutan]

I chipped several during an over enthusiastic workout 

Hope you didn't need to have the dentist to "Drill your hole"

[simon43]

When I came back from the UK last week, I brought back a 'buzzing banana' for my Mia Noi (Honest, it was for medical purposes only...)

Her eyes almost popped out of her head when she saw it!! Did she like it?? YES!!

[Khutan]

I brought back a 'buzzing banana' for my Mia Noi

Simon, just out of curiosity, is your Mia Noi's family from Nong Khai and the initials of her full name be J.B. and her nickname start with the letter "M"......

just curious....

[simon43]

Simon, just out of curiosity, is your Mia Noi's family from Nong Khai and the initials of her full name be J.B. and her nickname start with the letter "M"......

Actually . . . No Now why do you ask?

[Khutan]

Simon, just out of curiosity, is your Mia Noi's family from Nong Khai and the initials of her full name be J.B. and her nickname start with the letter "M"......

Actually . . . No Now why do you ask?

I was just curious......

You just seemed to fit someone I sort of know third hand .... and well, you know, just curious...

[INTJ]

Hey Matt, do you know Noy from Bangkok, she's about 25, long dark hair

[Khutan]

Hey Matt, do you know Noy from Bangkok, she's about 25, long dark hair

Noy, maybe, not sure, but it was an "M" not an "N"

I think "Not Yet"

But maybe

By Yet sanuk muk muk

Kit arai

[andyadam]

Why would i want to do that to my Sweet & Sour Chicken?

Stops the sauce going lumpy!!

[Gazza]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

Why would i want to do that to my Sweet & Sour Chicken?

Like 007, he prefers it shaken....not stirred.

[IamMaiC]

Any readers tried a vibrator on their takeouts ?

Why would i want to do that to my Sweet & Sour Chicken?

Like 007, he prefers it shaken....not stirred.

kinda hard to put a vibrator in a martini glass

[Bizz]

two to keep ya occupied while you are finding the new batteries

A little old lady (like your grandmother) goes into a sex shop. She appears to have a case of Parkinson's as she's shaking from head to toe.

"Young Man?" she asks the clerk, "Do you sell vibrators?"

"Yes mam we do," he replies.

"Big fluorescent orange ones?"

"Yes mam we do."

"The type about 16 inches long?"

"Yes mam we do."

"The type that takes 8 D Cell batteries?"

"Yes mam we do."

"Well, how the ###### do you turn it off?!"

Why sheep are better than women.....

Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth

You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear

Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather

Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease

Nuttin' beats mutton

Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel

Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early

Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down

Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them

No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe

Sheep are never concerned about their reputation

Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up

Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time

Sheep never insist on eating out

You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson

Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late

Sheep don't get moody once a month

You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth

A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay

A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed

A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon

A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car

A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains

A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay

A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup

A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy

A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator

A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom

A sheep will never sue you for palimony

A sheep won't care if you screw her sister

A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is

A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing

A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs, or your pocket knife to open a paint can

Sheep never have a headache

A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill

A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom

A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons

Sheep grow their own fur coats

A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football

Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend

A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning

Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex

A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up

A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator

A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style

A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom

Sheep are "ram tough"

A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long - stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth

Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on

Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning

Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck

A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it

A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber