We all met our needs on Friday night, mine was to bond with a giant viking called Jesper.

Skol!

We all met our needs on Friday night, mine was to bond with a giant viking called Jesper.

Skol!

My God he was big! You'll have to change your Nick to "Thinner than Jesper"

I can confirm that there were no cowboy hats, there was no drinking and the members of ThaiVisa.com who got together enjoyed tea and scones on the beach whilst listening to easy listening music and discussing the social economic implications of the humble squirrel.

Isnt that right guys?

Skol!

Bosh

bosh

bosh

bosh

bosh

bosh!

bosh!

No income tax, no VAT

No money back, no guarantee,

Black or white - rich or poor,

We'll cut taxes at a stroooooooooke...

God bless Hookie Street!!!

Long live Hookie Street!!!

Viva Hookie Street! - C'est magnifique - Hookie St,

magnifique - Hookie St

magnifique Hookie St...

Hookie St...

Hookie St...

Sorry Scamp, I think Valerie from Food records lied to you.

Sorry Scamp, I think Valerie from Food records lied to you. 

[Laugh a little bit]

2. Or should she be micro-skirted, fish-net stockinged, open-shirted, tattooed breasted, bleach-blonde hair and wears a cowboy hat? Possibly a t*rt?

This one!!! She's the one I like because I had been fantasizing about her for six days.

She let me stay at her place for free and she offered me a lot of comfort.

If I could only remember. :D

Bosh

bosh

bosh

bosh

bosh

bosh!

bosh!

No income tax, no VAT

No money back, no guarantee,

Black or white - rich or poor,

We'll cut taxes at a stroooooooooke...

God bless Hookie Street!!!

Long live Hookie Street!!!

Viva Hookie Street! - C'est magnifique - Hookie St,

magnifique - Hookie St

magnifique Hookie St...

Hookie St...

Hookie St...

What's that then?

New job come with a yellow Reliant Robin?

I have a lot to say but I need to find a job a.s.a.p. - I'm scared.

Yesterday I was in a good mood and had a good interview at Scruffy Murphy's in Patong. I turned up in a shirt and tie and got on great with the guy, the downside is I won't know if I have it until at least a week.

And I'm up against many.

Scampy- Didn't you say earlier you had a job or did that fall through?

Scampy- Didn't you say earlier you had a job or did that fall through?

At the time I thought it was a dead cert but they still haven't got back to me.

What's that then? New job come with a yellow Reliant Robin?

It is what I was singing yesterday whilst riding my bike - I was trying to combine it with the opening theme to Only Fools and Horses which is a different song but I was getting funny looks from overtaking Thai's as it was.

I was in a good mood because I thought I would know that day if I was going to get the job I was going to.

At the time I thought it was a dead cert but they still haven't got back to me. 

Welcome to thailand Scampy

Same same everywhere, even with the farang bosses you talk to. Lot's of wind , lot's of talk, no job. sorry to dissapoint you

Why is there a gossip about me going on here in Scampy's Diary?

I made my way to the Ladies all by myself. And came back to the right table, without any help, thank you very much.

Just don't ask what happened the night I was on Sang Som with Scampy's Mod.

Why is there a gossip about me going on here in Scampy's Diary?

I made my way to the Ladies all by myself. And came back to the right table, without any help, thank you very much.

Just don't ask what happened the night I was on Sang Som with Scampy's Mod.

Oh. OK then. We won't ask

(Did he get a shag?)

(Did he get a shag?)

If you're talking about Jesper, no mate, he didn't.

Aparently he didn't like spam (Didn't like spam!?!?)

spamspamspamspamspamspam spamditty spam spamditty spam

(Did he get a shag?)

If you're talking about Jesper, no mate, he didn't.

Aparently he didn't like spam (Didn't like spam!?!?)

spamspamspamspamspamspam spamditty spam spamditty spam

Hang on while I clean up the beer Singha I just coughed all over my keyboard....

OK. No, mate I wasn't thinking of him. (But he was big though, wasn't he?)

Gossip? Actually I was quite looking forward to reading Scampies exploits on thurs-sun, however it looks like these legless sessions have caused memory lapses!!!

Gossip?  Actually I was quite looking forward to reading Scampies exploits on thurs-sun, however it looks like these legless sessions have caused memory lapses!!! 

I want to know if she took the cowboy hat off. Yeeeeehah!

Gossip?  Actually I was quite looking forward to reading Scampies exploits on thurs-sun, however it looks like these legless sessions have caused memory lapses!!! 

I want to know if she took the cowboy hat off. Yeeeeehah!

Strangely enough ... so do I...

totster

Oh you bastards, don't make me tell you.

Scampy- Performance Anxiety? I have my theories since mass quanities of liquid were imbibed!

Oh you bastards, don't make me tell you.

Right where did I put those thumscrews... ?

totster

I'll tell you tomorrow alright, I've been in here too long and I think they want to close...

BTW It's a ladyboy at the internet reception, maybe she's staying open late just for me!

I will say this, the girl with the cowboy hat was not a ladyboy.

I didn't piss the bed either - it was none of those so don't get too excited.

It's still pretty embarrassing though.

...It's a ladyboy ...maybe she's staying open late just for me!....

Oh............. My............. God!!!!!!!

Oh. OK then. We won't ask

(Did he get a shag?)

Oh dear.. I asked you lot not to ask as I don't quite remember myself. My chest, my back and my face were turning red. I was too pissed to remember anything. Obviously I don't get along very well with the bloody Sang Som.

Oh. OK then. We won't ask 

(Did he get a shag?)

Oh dear.. I asked you lot not to ask as I don't quite remember myself. My chest, my back and my face were turning red. I was too pissed to remember anything. Obviously I don't get along very well with the bloody Sang Som.

As long as they were Soapdodgers it really doesn't matter whether you did or didn't get a few Elsie

As long as they were Soapdodgers it really doesn't matter whether you did or didn't get a few Elsie

I'm just going to have a second thought about all those pommies, Doc.

I'm just going to have a second thought about all those pommies, Doc.

I'm just going to have a second thought about all those pommies, Doc.

Now you are starting to use reason Cute

Now you are starting to use reason Cute

But still not Aussie's turn, Doc. You might be an exception though.

Today

14th Oct

My skin is all itchy and dry, esp on my arms, and I have a bit of a tan and I may have left it too late to do a visa run and I have enough cash to put a down payment on a watermelon and I have a promising job in the pipeline, another to contact and one part time for definate.

Still not ready to tell you about last friday though.

Didn't sleep last night so I watched...

EDtv (Woody Harrellson, Matthew McSomething) - Excellent - 9/10

Baby Geniuses (Chris Lloyd & Kath Turner) - dire - 0/10 - switched off after 10 mins.

There's Something About Mary - (Cam Diaz, Ben Stiller) - Juvenille rubbish, just managed to sit through it. Would have enjoyed it if more I was twelve. Utter crap. - 1/10

The Others (Nic Kidman - Christopher Fannypants) - Not bad but couldn't find disc 2. 5/10

The Shawshank Redemption - (Tim Robbins & Morgan Freeman) - Fell asleep but not because it was a bad film. It is a very good film. 10/10.

Now I have prickly heat.