A guy fell into a pool with a crocodile, was about to get eaten, when he tried to negotiate his way out.

"Pls dun eat my upper body i hv frequent heart attack which means its interior is full of oily fats."

So, the crocodile headed for his lower body...

"Pls dun eat my stomache area i hv kidney failure & lung cancer."

So, the crocodile headed for his head...

"Pls dun eat my head i hv brain tumour."

Dissapointed, the crocodile thought at least he could eat his "hot dog" for consolation.

"I recommend u don't. That's the most infectious area on my body."

Fustrated, the crocodile pushed for an answer, "& why is that so? u hv p*nis attack?? p*nis failure?? p*nis cancer?? or p*nis tumour??"

"I hv aids."

I gotta stop reading AAs jokes!