October 5, 200421 yr so far I've just been using it to power-clean my teeth after I brush in the morning...but it must have another use surely?
October 5, 200421 yr Author well actually...yeah...but maybe its not something you talk about in public? I always see it there and are tempted to give it a go...but I'm scared. I wonder how many farangs use it?
October 5, 200421 yr Its good to get the sand from your toes Apart from that, and your teeth cleaning, i cant think what its for
October 5, 200421 yr Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... other uses include (but not limited to) cleaning teeth, getting sand from toes, washing off the toilet after a messy spray incident, zapping mossies who try to bite you, splashing the cat if she comes too close and cleaning off vomit from the toilet after a heavy session the night before. Bet you dont use it to clean your teeth anymore, eh?
October 5, 200421 yr so far I've just been using it to power-clean my teeth after I brush in the morning...but it must have another use surely? Removing "kii ghecko" from the shower window sill...
October 5, 200421 yr Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... Just be careful the lever doesn't scratch ya' bum.
October 5, 200421 yr Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... So... can you blow your noes with it too?
October 5, 200421 yr Just a minute... I couldnt go through with it. There was an overbearing strong stench when i got it to within an inch, so no, i wouldnt reccoment that usage
October 5, 200421 yr With the humidity in Thailand, I tend to fill my Evian bottle from it when empty. Always carry a bottle of water around. Actually has a cheeky after taste.
October 5, 200421 yr Found not only in Thailand, but throughout the Middle East. Much better than toilet paper, especially when you've had the runs for a week, or got through an extra hot Ruby the night before. Bliss, pure bliss! One guy I built a palace for, in Saudi, had a built-in arrangement, sprayed warm water up his jacksie while he was still sitting. Never tried it - afraid the thermostat would malfunction
October 5, 200421 yr Yes, it's a high pressure tooth wash but, remember, you should still swirl your tooth brush in the adjacent ceramic bowl before and after use. Coffee!!!
October 5, 200421 yr Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... other uses include (but not limited to) cleaning teeth, getting sand from toes, washing off the toilet after a messy spray incident, zapping mossies who try to bite you, splashing the cat if she comes too close and cleaning off vomit from the toilet after a heavy session the night before.Bet you dont use it to clean your teeth anymore, eh? Wolfie What kinds of Cats are we talking about??
October 5, 200421 yr Author wow..I had no idea the hose had so many uses (and the adjacent ceramic bowl!) thanks gang! ...who said there was never any useful info on this messageboard...!
October 5, 200421 yr wow..I had no idea the hose had so many uses (and the adjacent ceramic bowl!)thanks gang! ...who said there was never any useful info on this messageboard...! Another one joins the ranks of Thaivisa.
October 5, 200421 yr If you spot one of those big roaches in your bathroom, turn the water squirter on it and pin it in a corner for a while. This weakens and slows the roach so it won't scamper away before you can kill it. When I go back to America, land of toilet paper, I really miss my butt squirter. If possible, I'll sit on the sink and clean with water. In Thailand, I try to avoid using the toilet in fancy hotels, as they all seem to think paper is superior to water for cleaning.
October 5, 200421 yr With decent pressure you can hose the walls down after scrubbing them with Ajax.
October 5, 200421 yr Be mindful of some arse-hoses that have the surge capacity of a firehose-enema. Those will wake you up in the morn'.
October 5, 200421 yr Be mindful of some arse-hoses that have the surge capacity of a firehose-enema. Those will wake you up in the morn'. Also remember that little 'deposits' can get stuck to them too!
October 5, 200421 yr If you have ever suffered from the old 'farmer giles'...a squirt of ice cold water is like having a cold beer on a hot day..bliss!
October 5, 200421 yr throughout the Middle East.a palace for, in Saudi, had a built-in arrangement, sprayed warm water up his jacksie while I did one many years ago in Riyadh and the chap had communal "hamans" fitted with both western sit up as well as asian squat bogs plus all the latest gadgets including the hot air facility for warming and drying "bottys"apres the dirty deed....o yes ... The western loo seats not only had seat warmers incorporated but also had a device that vibrated with a modulating control switch which needed a bit of manipulation/imagination What with the piped muzak and the automatic airfreshioner and infusion unit..Chanel No 5/Old Spice etc what more did you need. He also had a "sevant"who would hang around in the master dressing room with a soft pink (got me thinking) towel in case the masters wotsit was not fully dried but I only fully understood his setup when he turned up one day in a brand new Merc ....coloured ....pink.
October 5, 200421 yr Totster, glad to see yours appears to be screwed into a valve that can be turned off. One place I stayed in, it was connected straight into mains pressure - no off-valve. And of course, the cheap plastic sprayer broke one day, while being used - bl00dy water everywhere! Had to put the end into the water cistern till I found the mains water stop-cock
October 5, 200421 yr I havn't used this hose-thingy yet, but I do have one concern. (How can I explain this delicate problem?) If you clean your bum with the hose, then you are left with a dripping wet bum. So you then have to dry it with toilet paper. But the paper we use is the self-destructing type due to the puny waste system in our appartment block. If you wipe a wet bum with this toilet paper, then it disintegrates all over your bum Any suggestions?
October 5, 200421 yr I havn't used this hose-thingy yet, but I do have one concern.(How can I explain this delicate problem?) If you clean your bum with the hose, then you are left with a dripping wet bum. So you then have to dry it with toilet paper. But the paper we use is the self-destructing type due to the puny waste system in our appartment block. If you wipe a wet bum with this toilet paper, then it disintegrates all over your bum Any suggestions? When I'm in my own toilet I use a towel ( bum is clean from water ).... when I'm in another toilet I use the paper to dry as best I can.... I have some mates who just drip dry... Simon you really should give it a go... you'll be converted instantly..! totster
October 5, 200421 yr Simon you really should give it a go... you'll be converted instantly..! Is it more fun if someone else does it for you?
October 5, 200421 yr Simon you really should give it a go... you'll be converted instantly..! Is it more fun if someone else does it for you? I spose it depends who's doing it .... ! ha ha totster
October 5, 200421 yr I'm a great fan of the 'Capt. Kirk doofer' and feel slightly unclean when forced to resort to tissue only in the UK. I've got a bidet here in the Russian flat but that really doesn't cut the crap in quite the same way!
October 5, 200421 yr I'm a great fan of the 'Capt. Kirk doofer' and feel slightly unclean when forced to resort to tissue only in the UK. That's so right... I tell you one problem I do have though, when I visit somewhere that only has the "hole in the floor" type toilet (I think I mean the Squat type) and instead of the hose and nozzle you get "bowl and water butt" (like at my gf's house).... I ALWAYS get in such a mess with those things, water everywhere... well I'm not gonna explain the rest, there must be a technique.... totster
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