October 10, 200421 yr lowrent loudmouth eurotrash male visitors (tourists and longstay) to thailand , (and the grotesque equally toiletmouthed women some of them bring with them.)
October 10, 200421 yr Setting down a towel in front of the TV, with remote, tissues, a dill pickle and moisturiing lotion to hand, only to find that the skin special on the UBC chic channel is less arousing than watching the repeat of the repeat of the toxic cave program on National Geographic.Sick. to. the. core. Perhaps the dill pickle would be better suited for alternative programming (i.e. Designer Guys on ch. 36, the Animal Husbandry Hour, or maybe Cops...crackheads are sexy bitches). Don't fret mate, hold that pickle high, for your day will come.
October 11, 200421 yr Being in a farang disco and paying 200 baht for a Heineken...... Heineken, yuck! I'd rather pay 200 baht for the pigs blood in the noodle soup.
October 11, 200421 yr Setting down a towel in front of the TV, with remote, tissues, a dill pickle and moisturiing lotion to hand, only to find that the skin special on the UBC chic channel is less arousing than watching the repeat of the repeat of the toxic cave program on National Geographic.Sick. to. the. core. Perhaps the dill pickle would be better suited for alternative programming (i.e. Designer Guys on ch. 36, the Animal Husbandry Hour, or maybe Cops...crackheads are sexy bitches). Don't fret mate, hold that pickle high, for your day will come. Animal husbandry hour got the job done, cheers for the heads up!
October 11, 200421 yr I still wanna know what Chung beer is It's an empty glass, i.e. *chang* that has already been drunk (whether or not it's still in your stomach)
October 11, 200421 yr Khmer women at weddings/funerals who expect me to dance with them because they are almost as old and ugly as me.
October 11, 200421 yr Can tell you was has gotten me sick. Had the pleasure of being in Hua Hin one time and went for dinner at the restaurant in the hotel I was staying. Ordered some sort of sandwich that came with mayo on it. Later that night, while sleeping, awoke and proceeded to "lose my lunch" for 2 days straight! Food Poisoning!!!! To this day, wont touch mayo in LOS.
October 11, 200421 yr Setting down a towel in front of the TV, with remote, tissues, a dill pickle and moisturiing lotion to hand, only to find that the skin special on the UBC chic channel is less arousing than watching the repeat of the repeat of the toxic cave program on National Geographic.Sick. to. the. core. Perhaps the dill pickle would be better suited for alternative programming (i.e. Designer Guys on ch. 36, the Animal Husbandry Hour, or maybe Cops...crackheads are sexy bitches). Don't fret mate, hold that pickle high, for your day will come. Animal husbandry hour got the job done, cheers for the heads up! Keep it up FTH
October 11, 200421 yr The smell of the drains. ............and the smell of the backpacker standing next to me on the skytrain. The backpacker from a cold country does not know Thailand is a hot country. Hot country means a lot of sweating. Requiring a lot of showers. Which requires an access to water, not so easy, and not free of charge. And if no access to water... But unfortunately (?) the Thai people have a very keen sense of smell... How come the Thais standing next to me on the Skytrain don't smell bad? I would think many of them survive on as little as, or probably less than, the average backpacker. I honestly can't believe it's because they're 'nasally challenged'
October 11, 200421 yr Only one thing ever made me sick in Thailand and that was when I was a newbie. Drank a couple bottles of Singha and ate a Durien at the same time. Believe the beer was somewhat warm too...
October 11, 200421 yr The 116 bus not stopping for me outside the 7-11 in Teperak rd when I am on hols. They know by now that I always wait for the damm thing around 8-00pm (to On-Nut) next to the som tam lady eating a 12 bt hamburger from family mart (buy 1 get 1 free) Usually they bang along in the outside lane doing 100miles an hour wheras I can surely be seen clearly (in their headlights) frantically waving my arms about trying to get them bl..dy stop and at the same time trying to avoid the moped drivers coming the other way on the inside attempting to ram me up the ......
October 11, 200421 yr Author Standing in McDonalds, behind a group of overweight farang females, while they take 10 minutes to order(entire menu board), and talk down the the Thai girls at the counter like they are beneath them.....
October 11, 200421 yr Standing in McDonalds, behind a group of overweight farang females, while they take 10 minutes to order(entire menu board), and talk down the the Thai girls at the counter like they are beneath them..... You gotta be desperate to go to McDonald's for food in LOS? Danm it man, food off the street is better for you than that <deleted>!
October 12, 200421 yr The taxi ride BACK to BKK airport to go back to farang land I'm inclined to agree with you, it is rather a grim journey.
October 28, 200421 yr Drunk,old farang with garlic breath and beer bellies at bars flirting with girls old enough to be their daughters. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but the girls will be paid well for it, it's their own choice.
October 28, 200421 yr Standing in McDonalds, behind a group of overweight farang females, while they take 10 minutes to order(entire menu board), and talk down the the Thai girls at the counter like they are beneath them..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not only is the food off the street way better, but it´s also at least a third of the price. Madness!
October 28, 200421 yr The taxi ride BACK to BKK airport to go back to farang land I'm inclined to agree with you, it is rather a grim journey. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG - yes totster
October 29, 200421 yr Boring brainless brats hanging around bookshops in the Emporium reading english newspapers for free...............
October 29, 200421 yr What makes me sick? the usual..............the time my misuus made 'sun dried chicken' she warned me not to eat it but did I listen? ........also way, way, way too many singha's. (twice) Other than that far-call
October 29, 200421 yr Standing in McDonalds, behind a group of overweight farang females, while they take 10 minutes to order(entire menu board), and talk down the the Thai girls at the counter like they are beneath them..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh yes, and of course it is only the farang women who are fat, and who have a condescending attitude towards Thai women
October 29, 200421 yr Yes, but the girls will be paid well for it, it's their own choice. True but it still makes me sick. Or fat, old, can hardly walk without a zimmer, got varacous veins farang with young Thai girls. Or some really fat farang women with some young Thai guys at her beck and call. Yuk!
November 1, 200421 yr Or what i meant to say was. OLD FAT FARANG WOMEN <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Young fat farang women....walking around Thailand( usually Samui)..thinking they are cool and thinking us farang guys are interested in them..... nooooo way...........try losing some pounds baby...and get a better attiude.....
November 1, 200421 yr Drunk,old farang with garlic breath and beer bellies at bars flirting with girls old enough to be their daughters. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but we pay for it.
November 1, 200421 yr Drunk,old farang with garlic breath and beer bellies at bars flirting with girls old enough to be their daughters. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but we pay for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At least now we know what you are
November 2, 200421 yr Young fat farang women....walking around Thailand( usually Samui)..thinking they are cool and thinking us farang guys are interested in them.....nooooo way...........try losing some pounds baby...and get a better attiude. And maybe stop wearing that G string that i can see over your short shorts. YUK! or should I say a G rope!
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