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Biblical Characters As High-tech Promoters

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Couldn't biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:

10. Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?

9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

8. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.

7. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.

6. Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.

5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.

4. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.

3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.

2. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E. 1. Job for Nasdaq: 'Nuff said.

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