Kan Win Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Please add to the list for people in Thailand. Thou shall Always wear full steel body armor whilst riding a motorbike. Hide you money in your socks even if wearing sandals. Put a 1 baht coin in your ear, then the locals will think you are one of them. Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Wear an amulet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 drag your feet dont lift them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Pick your nose openly at dinner, but shield your mouth with your hand when picking your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capantha Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Look at the genitals of the person stood next to you in public toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Suddenly stop walking for no apparent reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 In fact reverse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim's_a_Thai_Fox Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Breath through your mouth, never your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Always be hungry for a snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heng Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Keep telling yourself that she's really just the cashier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 The smell was so bad, nose breathing impossible, had to chew to breathe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Start eating seeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 block all entrances by standing in the doorway alternatively block access to elevators and escalators if at all possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Suddenly start picking your teeth with sticks in restaurants ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcruisin Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 block all entrances by standing in the doorway alternatively block access to elevators and escalators if at all possible Ditto for shopping in a supermarket etc,ensure the trolley is parked squarely in the centre of the aisle,when you stop for a chat with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 push ice cream carts blaring ear splitting advertisements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Stare at farangs as if a monkey looking at a Rubiks cube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Describe all other people with fair skin and round eyes as farangs. Apologies for that. You should pronounce all r's as l's therefore those above should be referred to as falangs. Ensure you leave your footprints on toilet seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiYaang Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Thou shall Blend in with the crowd, dye your hair black , bend you knees when you walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Wear the correct colour of shirt for that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poolie Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Walk into the 7 11, pick up goods and march up to the cashier, avoiding the line of people who are patiently waiting in the queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatouthruthefog Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 In fact reverse and ride a motorcycle the same way as if you were walking, and drive a car as if it was a motorcycle. And no matter WHAT others are doing on the road or sidewalk, remember YOU ALWAYS have the right of way - because you are Thai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Shout dramatically at someone ,then as you get closer whisper inaudibly ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 thank someone for patronizing your store, and as they walk away call them Kee Nok Farang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machlad Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Shout "welcum" whenever anyone walks into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Get into the elevator before the ppl inside gets a chance to exit. Ditto for the MRT and BTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 (edited) always press the door open / close buttons in an elevator or risk staying on the same floor for eternity...! Edited July 3, 2008 by Payboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowbait Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 shield your head from the sun with a small book or folded newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiYaang Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 speak Thai at all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Press both the up and down button for the elevator. It makes it arrive faster, really it does!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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