An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and

shoots the glass to pieces.

He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from

the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air,

pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink

out of the same glass twice either."

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun

and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.

He says "In KL we have so many Indons and Banglas that we don't need to drink with the same ones

twice."

slighly racist but good , but what sound better if re phrase to the UK....