What Is The Best Excuse You Have Heard?

[meandwi]

There's a ghost in the room!

[joskydive]

There's a ghost in the room!

Nice one. The Thai's are very fond of their ghosts.

[joskydive]

These quotes are from the Bangkok Post:-

Headlines = The Loser's Guide to Love Making.

The ceiling needs repainting.

Have you started yet?

[intumult]

You 'Ham Yai' I no like.

[kurgen]

I forgot to bring my tyre leavers

[Ulysses G.]

It it used to be too ugly. Now, it is usually too fat.

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

Not again we just did it last month!

[dotcom]

She's getting hers outside.

[banyahorn]

The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'?

I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh

Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw

anything at me !

I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK.

Then it is back to my essay .

Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm.

I found out what that train was at BKK station.

Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........

'darling, i know tefl mike'

that ones going to put me off for life!

[whatsoever]

You pay me first

[ilyushin]

"I would love to get it on, but your wife is my best friend."

"We are too close to spoil our relationship over sex."

"I have already had sex twice today."

"What was that noise? I think it was my husband!"

"My _______ is sore!"

"I might later, I just put on these clothes."

"Just finished before you got here. "

Happy and Safe Shags! No excuses! Otherwise......

Edited June 26, 2008 by ilyushin

[joskydive]

I will if you will - join the mile high club.

OK, but can you put this cream on my Herpes/Piles while you are down there.

I thought you liked me just the way I am. I lose 5000 calories everytime we do it and if I stand sideways and put my togue out I'm a zip already.

[Sarge]

Ok guys and girls besides the sick water buffalo and the ever popular "I have a headache" What is the best excuse you have heard.

she said: "mi olld boyfren TV member he geeb me monys, if bum-bum yoo 'ee can kno, mai dee"

[banyahorn]

Ok guys and girls besides the sick water buffalo and the ever popular "I have a headache" What is the best excuse you have heard.

she said: "mi olld boyfren TV member he geeb me monys, if bum-bum yoo 'ee can kno, mai dee"

sarge

you been studying at tefl mikes?

[dumball]

Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it?

Who's that going to please?

Do you want me to help you find it?

Oh Woman, you are cruel!

Naa, not really! I give the game away every time because I can't stop laughing.

She said "If you no have 10 inch forget it ""

I said "If you think i cut off 2 inch for you , forget it "

She said "Put washer on "????

[a2396]

Thai lady no do "that".

[jayjayjayjay]

PPong bg to 5'6 American friend known for his small member sometime early '90s.

bg laughing and pointing at it when he drops his briefs "who you gonna please with that"

mate XX Blackman "I don't give a dame about you, but it sure make me feel good!"

[slapout]

The kids might hear us and the dog is watching.

[roygsd]

My husbands back from work

and he was and I lived to tell the tale

roy gsd

[roygsd]

Ok guys and girls besides the sick water buffalo and the ever popular "I have a headache" What is the best excuse you have heard.

Heyfever..........

roy gsd

[jayjayjayjay]

My husbands back from work

and he was and I lived to tell the tale

roy gsd

But I know where you live.........grrrrrhhhhh 555 lol

[t.s]

hay fever

[t.s]

The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'?

I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh

Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw

anything at me !

I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK.

Then it is back to my essay .

Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm.

I found out what that train was at BKK station.

Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........

'darling, i know tefl mike'

that ones going to put me off for life!

is he called tefl mike because he is learning the language?

[roygsd]

When I think about it, there are loads of excuses that can be made:-

Up to you but they don't call me Carter the Farter for no reason!

Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it?

OK, but don't spill my coffee this time.

Can I rest my book on your head then? I'm reading the Dictionary.

OK, you've got 2 minutes, then, I'm going shopping, or, I need to eat.

Isn't that past it's use by date yet?

Who's that going to please?

Do you want me to help you find it?

What a very cruel lady you are, have we met before ?LOL

If you ever really used and of those lines some a quick witted guy resonded by saying something to the effect of " it may be small but I bet you wouldnt want it as a wart on your nose",

or alternatively " it may be small but its filled many a pram"

or, no, on second thoughts, better not mention the one about the small car in the large garage..............

roy gsd