Eleven People On A Rope

ELEVEN PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Ten men and one woman are hanging on for grim life to a rope attached to

the bottom of a helicopter.

The rope isn't strong enough to carry them all and they decide someone

must jump before they all tumble to their death. Unable to vote on who

should let go, the woman launches in to a very touching speech:

"I'm used to giving up everything for my husband, kids and for men in

general. We women always have and always will make sacrifices for men,

expecting little or nothing in return. Faced with this knowledge, I'm

prepared to voluntarily let go of the rope."

Visibly moved by the eloquence and power of her speech, all the men

start clapping...

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