Never Argue With

A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The

husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the

wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a fishing

inspector in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What

are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies thinking "isn't that obvious!"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the cop.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.............

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think