The Rich Lawyer And The Hobo

A rich lawyer was going down the street in his limo when he saw a hobo kneeling in a park, eating the grass. The lawyer asked

his chauffeur to stop and rolled down the window to talk to the poor fellow. The lawyer asked, "How come you are eating this grass?"

The hobo replied, "I have no money and no house, so my family and I live in this park, eat the grass, and drink out of the drinking fountain."

The lawyer said, "Well, I'm rich. Go get your family and friends, and you can all come to my house and I'll feed you."

Eventually the hobo, his family, his friends, all piled into the limo. As they were driving down the road, the lawyer broke the silence. "You know, i think you guys are really going to like it at my house.

The grass is at least a foot long in the back garden "