Bangyai Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Whoever wins the current political ding dong, their moment of triumph could be brief. This article from the telegraph.What will you be doing as the end of the world approaches ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Which Daily Telegraph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangyai Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Bugger, the upload didn't work. Sorry folks will try to post the link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeungKen Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Ah, finally some happy news. There was a thread going somewhere a while ago about what would you do if you had 24 hours to live. Perhaps it's time to reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfish Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 The closest black hole is 1,600 light years from earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 This is probably about the large hadron collider, right? According to calculations, it will be no more energetic than routine collisions of particles in our atmosphere, which so far have not destroyed the Earth, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangyai Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Sorry my computer skills not up to posting the link. In brief , scientists are going to fire up a machine in Switzerland in an attempt to create a mini big bang. There are fears that a black hole could also be created and then its hasta la viste everything. The article is in todays Telegraph ( U.K ) for those interested....time to party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevykanteve Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 The closest black hole is 1,600 light years from earth That's all? (gulp!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangyai Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 (edited) The closest black hole is 1,600 light years from earth Not for long according to some experts. If the CERN Atom smasher is fired up a minute black hole could be created right here on Earth which would quickly grow and consume everything. www.telegraph.co.uk Edited August 31, 2008 by Bangyai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Here is the link http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...-the-world.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 The closest black hole is 1,600 light years from earth That's all? (gulp!!!!!) Well, even if we were moving towards it at the speed of light (un-likely ), there is: 1. Nothing we could do about it. 2. We are not going to have to worry about it in our life time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangyai Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Here is the link http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...-the-world.html Thanks for that....off out to buy 10 days worth of Leo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 There were similar fears before the first nuclear bomb went off- that it would ignite the atmosphere and destroy the world. I wouldn't normally say "trust the scientists," but given the amount of energy necessary to create a *real* black hole (usually happens during supernova explosions), I rather doubt that anything that we humans can put together would manage it, even if we were doing it deliberately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 well i suppose we will have to wait untill september the 10th ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 be careful when you type in URLs - try not to go to largehardoncollider - though it is humourous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tso310 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 It could be true. England are away to Croatia in a World Cup qualifying game on that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendix Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Oh that's just bloody perfect. I just renewed by car insurance too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Does this mean I have to cancel my reservation at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unomi Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 (edited) "CERN itself has admitted that mini black holes could be created when the particles collide, but they don't consider this a risk. This is probably about the large hadron collider, right? According to calculations, it will be no more energetic than routine collisions of particles in our atmosphere, which so far have not destroyed the Earth, either. Lets say that is true, that mini black holes are rutinely scattered around the atmosphere. These small, and low mass black holes are relatively distant from each other and have perhaps little chance to attract and merge. No Big Problem. The LHC could potentially create a small black hole 11,245/2 times every second, in a relatively confined space. This project is planned to go on for many years, presumably untill there is found to be some problem. The whole idea of the LHC is to fill the area with energetic particles fired against each other, to ensure that these small particles will indeed collide, this also would mean that they would collide with the mini black holes (should they exist) and add to their mass/size/propensity for growing further. I am no luddite nor do I want to impede minds hungry for new knowledge, but the scenario i outline above does not seem illogical. Edited August 31, 2008 by unomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiakaha Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 good, probably the only thing that can end the monotonous "farang is an insult" winge and moan threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unomi Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Haha, too true. I always wanted to die by black hole anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivas Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Complete and utter bollacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudhopper Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 (edited) The closest black hole is 1,600 light years from earth Not for long according to some experts. If the CERN Atom smasher is fired up a minute black hole could be created right here on Earth which would quickly grow and consume everything. www.telegraph.co.uk Experts who wear tinfoil hats. Similarly qualified experts were predicting 150 years ago that the human body could not possibly withstand railroad speeds, and no doubt had quite a following of gullible believers. Edited August 31, 2008 by cloudhopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankman Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 So what are we waiting for? It's partytime!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 (edited) I think the foremost issue here is who has been doing the maintenance on the asteroid, if it was QANTAS, then most likley a piece will fall off the underside and it will hit the moon instead.... but I beleive that airport is also closed with PAD protestors, so no worries mate!! OZ Edited August 31, 2008 by ozsamurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Now all they need to work on is targeting the black hole to a specific location..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unomi Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Now all they need to work on is targeting the black hole to a specific location..... My stomach has a resident black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilyushin Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 (edited) News just in! I guess it is official. Get a case cold beers! Mini black hole forecast (simulated) and Retirement Annoucement (Breaking News!) Edited August 31, 2008 by ilyushin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 R.E.M. was wrong. It not the end of the world as we know it. Even the end of the thirteenth b'ak'tun of the Mayan long count calendar will not. Another 12.19.19.17.19 will occur on December 20, 2012, followed by the start of the fourteenth b'ak'tun, 13.0.0.0.0, on December 21, 2012. Nor does it mean that Chastity Bono will elope with Amy Carter on that date. Even Thai Buddhists might appreciate a calendar that begins August 11, 3114 BC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Black holes exist on earth at this moment. My (current) g/f is living proof of that. Money keeps going in and is never seen again. She's insatiable. No matter how much you put in, there's always room for more. If not stopped, she could (easily) consume the entire world's money supply (followed by the world's gold reserves, and all the som tam the planet can produce). This could be an ELE (Extinction Level Event) ! Once she has consumed all the money, gold and som tam, who knows what could be next ? Not just mankind, but the entire planet could be at risk ! All this from a 38kg bundle of love and smiles ! Fortunately for all of you, I have discovered a way of temporarily slowing her ravenous hunger. 4-5 shots of Tequila administered over a short time period seems to do the trick (for now). If you value your lives, please petition the UN to place the entire nation of Mexico under special protection, and have the whole country produce nothing but Tequila. It seems to be the only way of guaranteeing the survival of the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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