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''Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never go to bed with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own''

- Nelson Algren.

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About ten years ago my accountant advised me that I shouldn't buy a house at that point in time as the 'property bubble' was literally ready to burst and I'd lose a load of money.

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Always be true to yourself

dont trust anyone (at least 100%)

turn negative into possitive

winners dont quit and quitters dont win

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On enlisting, my brother who was a sgt in the Army advised me to NEVER VOLUNTEER FOR ANYTHING, Oh so true.

From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.

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From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.

Yes happened to me but I was wearing GF's panties

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From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.

Yes happened to me but I was wearing GF's panties

A different slant but the same.

Never wear your GFs underwear as you'll never know when you'll have to take off your pants in public.

...I ran out of clean ones (thats my excuse and Im sticking to it!!!!!!)

....they were very comfortable though.

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

edit: When you're on the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up.

My dad told me that one - I try to abide by it where possible.

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advice tattooed on the inside ofthe right eyelid of every yorkshire male at birth.

Eat owt, Sup owt, pay nowt,

If you ever do owt for nowt do it for the Sen!!

If tha gets th,urge to work have a cuppa char till th,urge passes!! :o

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Dimidium facti, qui coepit habet sapper aude: incipe! Half of any task is achievded once you get started An idea needs to be acted upon.

The poet Goethe said Thought and Action is the sum of all wisdom.

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Some great advice:

How to get to know the Thai people?

Play cards.

Go and play cards with them.

Bring lots of money and drink plenty of whiskey.

Lots of fun I promise.

Another great advice:

Give him a big loan, he needs lots of money to buy lottery tickets

so he can pay you and the others back.

He will be your friend.

He will win some lottery for sure.

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