A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life.

Their biggest fear was there was no afterlife.

After along life together, the husband was first to die. True to his word,he made the first contact

" Judy ... Judy! "

" Is that you, Steve? "

" Yes, I've come back like we agreed "

" That's wonderful! What's it like? "

" Well I get up in the morning.. I have sex. I have breakfast then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then I have sex a couple more times.

Then I have lunch ( you'd be proud - lots of greens ) another romp around the golf course then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to the golf course then again it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

" Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!"

" Not exactly .... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Wagga Wagga. "

Cute