A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.

He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."

He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and Found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, "what the heck, I'll give her a call."

'Hello,' the woman says..... Wow, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you.

I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex."

"I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want!"

"Now, how does that sound?"

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'

that's bucking frilliant!