Thai Man Breaks Penis Is Heavy Morning Erection

[johnefallis]

This line caught my eye, "he had grabbed his penis around the mid-section with both hands and bent it violently. This normally did the trick and he had successfully used the strategy since childhood,"

If it took two hands to grab it even during childhood...................

....Yeah, but then after he broke it, it was 4 times it's normal size.....

[johnefallis]

<STRONG><EM><FONT size=3>If you guys are getting a laugh out of this broke dick story, the comments on this medical thread on the topic should be worth a chuckle too!

<b>A Broken Penis: Facts About a Real, Debilitating Condition</b><br>Yes, you can get a broken penis. A penile fracture is rare, but it can occur, according to information from the Mayo Clinic.<br><a href="

[JetsetBkk]

<STRONG><EM><FONT size=3>If you guys are getting a laugh out of this broke dick story, the comments on this medical thread on the topic should be worth a chuckle too!

<b>A Broken Penis: Facts About a Real, Debilitating Condition</b><br>Yes, you can get a broken penis. A penile fracture is rare, but it can occur, according to information from the Mayo Clinic.<br><a href="

Well, with a nick like yours, Johnny, you should know all about it!

[Tigs]

This happened to a friend of mine about 10 years ago. He was having anal sex with his girlfriend who was sat on top of him going at it hel_l for leather, then their was this 'ping' sensation and he let out the most horrendous scream as the pain was both instant and severe. He said he had never felt pain such as this and thought it was as bad as it could be without dying, It turned out he had 'ruptured' his penis (may be a more accurate term than broken). It took weeks and weeks to get better and he was up to his eyeballs with pain killers. Be careful out there!!

Edited March 22, 2009 by Tigs

[ratcatcher]

Now I understand what Thai politicians mean when they have a "snap erection"

[flago007]

Absolute classic ,couldnt stop laughing when i read this post,lets hope hes learn the hard way

[marsteele]

I find a few more pleasurable wanks usually take care of the problem!

I hope he makes a speedy recovery and learns to 'enjoy' his member in a more pleasant manner.

A couple of strokes to relieve the pressure would have done the trick always a cure for morning glory.

[DaleBlue]

I was scoffing at this article until I read the line about most broken members happening during rough sex..... I just realised a few times I've almost done this, going very fast and pull out just a tad too far and then try to slam back in, bumping my head on the way from missing and almost bending in half.... whoa close one. I'm gonna be more careful if this is what can happen!

It hurt the girl too, especially during such act, when the penis miss the vagina and got thrusted up the anus by mistake. Sometime I wonder if he did it by intension as my Thai boy friend is bisexual.

[BigSnake]

Talking about a "Broken HARD" Pun Intended.

[neverdie]

I was scoffing at this article until I read the line about most broken members happening during rough sex..... I just realised a few times I've almost done this, going very fast and pull out just a tad too far and then try to slam back in, bumping my head on the way from missing and almost bending in half.... whoa close one. I'm gonna be more careful if this is what can happen!

So Sabum, I guess your gonna have to start pulling out 1 inch now, because at 1.5 you've already withdrawn completely

[venturalaw]

This line caught my eye, "he had grabbed his penis around the mid-section with both hands and bent it violently. This normally did the trick and he had successfully used the strategy since childhood,"

If it took two hands to grab it even during childhood...................

Maybe his hands are very very small.

[stevehaigh]

we all know the thais are rubbish at holding elections

really, i find the phu-ying are pretty good at holding mine. if your talking about the phu-chai, i wouldn't know.

[brahmburgers]

we all know the thais are rubbish at holding elections

good one!

This happened to a friend of mine about 10 years ago. He was having anal sex with his girlfriend who was sat on top of him going at it hel_l for leather, then their was this 'ping' sensation and he let out the most horrendous scream as the pain was both instant and severe. He said he had never felt pain such as this and thought it was as bad as it could be without dying, It turned out he had 'ruptured' his penis (may be a more accurate term than broken). It took weeks and weeks to get better and he was up to his eyeballs with pain killers. Be careful out there!!

uh huh, it's always 'a friend' when it's something too bizarre to admit.

seriously though, when I was 15, staying at a hotel, I tried to cornhole the exit drain on the side of the clawfoot bathtub. It was 2" in diameter, so I couldn't get my soaped member to fit.

Here's a joke my lead guitarist told me: "How do I make my dick ten inches long?"

"give up? I fold it in half"

Advice to the fuc_k'ng-impaired Thai dude: keep a jug of ice water in your fridge. Pour it on. Your little turtle head will slink back to its tiny abode, I promise you.

[phazey]

Sounds like the guy simply ran out of his prepaid internet during his time of need.....

I'm restraining quoting Jeremy Beadle for my next point..... :|

[Jingthing]

Do you reckon anal sex makes rupturing more likely? I have never heard of this happening to anyone I know in the "Greek" community.

On second thought, maybe there is less risk, think "Holland tunnel."

Edited March 23, 2009 by Jingthing

[Sabum]

I was scoffing at this article until I read the line about most broken members happening during rough sex..... I just realised a few times I've almost done this, going very fast and pull out just a tad too far and then try to slam back in, bumping my head on the way from missing and almost bending in half.... whoa close one. I'm gonna be more careful if this is what can happen!

So Sabum, I guess your gonna have to start pulling out 1 inch now, because at 1.5 you've already withdrawn completely

Hoho, think you are a funny man do you? Truth is I rock it like a porn star and go harder and more reckless than I probably should... I'm an accident waiting to happen. They should really implement safety standards and guidelines for sex.

[JohnC]

Doctor can you take away the pain but leave the swelling please?

[deon]

ouch thats got to hurt.

[basjke]

The doctor decided to transfer me to Vachira Phuket Hospital for further treatment as my penis was still very swollen – about four times as big as usual.

Just got rid of all my vitamin V cos this is the trick that gonna do it.Never got 4 times the size from the tablets.

[oevna]

This happened to a friend of mine about 10 years ago. He was having anal sex with his girlfriend who was sat on top of him going at it hel_l for leather, then their was this 'ping' sensation and he let out the most horrendous scream as the pain was both instant and severe. He said he had never felt pain such as this and thought it was as bad as it could be without dying, It turned out he had 'ruptured' his penis (may be a more accurate term than broken). It took weeks and weeks to get better and he was up to his eyeballs with pain killers. Be careful out there!!

So...uh...is that girl seeing anyone at the moment?

[JimmyConway]

The problem is God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

[WeeGB]

This line caught my eye, "he had grabbed his penis around the mid-section with both hands and bent it violently. This normally did the trick and he had successfully used the strategy since childhood,"

If it took two hands to grab it even during childhood...................

He must be Scottish, not Thai.

(We're famous for our small hands).

[DaleBlue]

The problem is God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

God then improve the design of his first creation. The outcome is a women who is so smart, she can even think of "cunning" plots during orgasm. Where do you think the word "cun*" originated from?

[PeaceBlondie]

All kidding aside, would anybody object to us closing this thread? There's an entire sub-forum for jokes..

[Jimjim]

My friend works in an ER (or did until recently). He said he's seen, more than once, of cases where couples get stuck together during rough sex when the man breaks a certain bone in the woman (coccyx?). Whatever bone it is, it puts so much pressure on the man that he stays erect and can't get out. The only solution is a surgery which can cause you to carry around a waste bag your whole life, not being able to go to the toilet normally. So, be careful folks!

[JimmyConway]

God then improve the design of his first creation. The outcome is a women who is so smart, she can even think of "cunning" plots during orgasm. Where do you think the word "cun*" originated from?

The word originates from the man who said to his wife. Every time i wake up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror i have a great big hard on. She replied that's because you look like a great big cun#!

[brahmburgers]

What sort of nut is that Thai guy?

If he's got a pimple on his leg, is he going to grab a knife and slash it out?

if his nose is stuffed up, is he going to grab a bottle scrubber and jam it up there?

Hate to think what he'd do if he was constipated.

Keep that guy away from kids, for Bob's sake.

[astral]

.........but on this occasion he heard a loud crack like that of a breaking twig.

There is no hard material in there to "crack like a twig".

Is this the Thai April fools day?????

[moe666]

In India when a man enters into certain religious groups they will strike the penis with a stick and break the main ligament so no more erections and no more desire for sex.

[skippybangkok]

What a Cock up