Katoeys

[lampard10]

What brought this topic up,is the other day an American in our pub finally fell in love with the Reservations clerk in the hotel he was staying in.OK she was one ###### of a looker and he was very unlucky in love,and thought his luck had changed. It hadn't, when it was pointed out that this seemingly sumptious girl was in fact a man

Anyone got any stories on this subject, of potentially fatal mistakes made by youselves ,friends or better anyone that has been set up.

[DJ Pat]

I fail to see the humour in a katoey fooling a bloke into thinking they are female, I mean what's the point?

[The_Eye_Of_Sauron]

Uh Oh . Member 'Syd Barrett' used to constantly start topics here on the subject of katoeys last year. After about the 4th enquiry, we were able to read between the lines !

[lional6]

Ok a mate is on visit to BBK we go to several bars, so we are talking drunk as a sunk, last bar I’m off to the men’s room come back he is all over a pretty. I look closer its not a she, I try to tell him, won’t listen. Next day he didn’t want to talk about the last night friend.

[ProfessorFart]

Sending Newbies into Casanovas and telling you you'll see them next door in half an houtr is always a good laugh!

[lampard10]

Uh Oh . Member 'Syd Barrett' used to constantly start topics here on the subject of katoeys last year. After about the 4th enquiry, we were able to read between the lines !

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Point taken. This will be the only one. And DJ Pat. Do you find anything funny. What if a blokes mates set him up with a blind date with a thirty stone,ugly woman with no sense of humour. It's all part of the learning curve

[Pie Boy]

Sending Newbies into Casanovas and telling you you'll see them next door in half an houtr is always a good laugh!

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Proff maybe we do know each other!

[cdnvic]

I almost got fooled in Winnipeg once(yep, they're here too...grown locally). I clued in about halfway through the first dance (no, wasn't a slow one). Turns out he/she was an ok guy/girl though, so I set him up with a guy from the office who, if he clued in, never told me. They had a good run though.

Funniest I've seen on thaivisa was a guy who posted a topic wondering if anyone else had come across these strange girls who "were missing their clitoris".

cv

Edited January 27, 2005 by cdnvic

[mbkudu]

Funniest I've seen on thaivisa was a guy who posted a topic wondering if anyone else had come across these strange girls who "were missing their clitoris". 

cv

Eric 1000, a funny man he was. Haven't seen'im in here for awhile.

[cdnvic]

Funniest I've seen on thaivisa was a guy who posted a topic wondering if anyone else had come across these strange girls who "were missing their clitoris". 

cv

Eric 1000, a funny man he was. Haven't seen'im in here for awhile.

Judging from his posts, probably in a clinic somewhere.

cv

[smacko]

Funniest I've seen on thaivisa was a guy who posted a topic wondering if anyone else had come across these strange girls who "were missing their clitoris". 

that guy was joking right? oh god

[Stephen777]

Funniest I've seen on thaivisa was a guy who posted a topic wondering if anyone else had come across these strange girls who "were missing their clitoris". 

that guy was joking right? oh god

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Two years ago a friend barfined a "sweetie" at the NEP. He believed he had found a warm, sweet girl. Once back to his hotel room they began fooling around when his sweetie insisted that he turn off the lights. He said "We can leave one light on". His sweetie still demanded that he turn off all the lights. My friend became suspicious and he looked closer then asked if his sweetie was a katoey. The Katoey replied "My girlfriends at the bar don't care". My friend replied "I ###### CARE"! He then demanded that the katoey leave.

I give him all the credit in the world for being open about his mistake.

[mbkudu]

An old barber shop story I heard in California. The barber swears he heard it right from the guy, so we'll say half urban legend/ half fact, but not Thailand related, Philipines. He went to the Philipines for a holiday and met a beauty in a bar and saw her for the duration of his trip, about three weeks. He promised to keep in touch and return.

After this courtship of back and forths, he proposed marriage and wanted her to apply for a visa to the US. He started all the paperwork and got the ball rolling.

After some time he realised that there was always some hitch that held things up;

her missing the interview, missing documents, ect. Always lots of excuses made on her part.

Finally he got fed up and hired a PI in the Philipines to check things out, because he suspected she might be two timing him with another man. After about two weeks the PI called him up and said, "Do you want the good news first, or the bad news first?" He says, "Give me the good news first."

The PI says, "She has been faithful to you; no messing around. Now the bad news. He got a speeding ticket in Manila about four years ago."

[cdnvic]

I think I'd just tell my friends and family that she/he was screwing around.

cv

Edited January 31, 2005 by cdnvic

[mbkudu]

I think I'd just tell my friends and family that she/he was screwing around. 

cv

Some guys just can't keep their traps shut.

[lampard10]

I think I'd just tell my friends and family that she/he was screwing around. 

cv

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Some guys just can't keep their traps shut.

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I'd hate anyone that drives badly anyway

[Pablo H]

Went to Phuket a few years back and got in with a couple of expats. Rather than take tuk tuks anywhere these guys liked to march along the road being ex-squaddies. One night we were on a bar crawl, I had had enough at one bar and my room must have been a couple of kms away, told the lads I was off. One got off the stool and said wait till' he flagged a bike down for me, nice gesture I thought.

A few minutes later he shouts me over to a bike with a girl riding, he speaks a little Thai I get on the bike and he tells me he has told her where I stay. I was a few sheets to the wind at the time but I noticed she was driving in the wrong direction, next thing her hand comes off the handle and onto my package.

I told her we were going the wrong way the she turns onto a hill road which was very dimly lit, I told her to stop the bike as I was wrecked and just wanted to get to my bed alone, it turned around and it was an ugly looking katoey, adams apple an all. This being my first trip to Thailand I was shocked. I jumped off the bike and started walking away with the katoey following me slowly on the bike. In the end I had to threaten him with a punch if he did not stop following me, thankfully he did.

Went to the lads bar the next night, these guys just burst out laughing, after a beer I cooled down and laughed with them, bastards!

[Joey Boy]

three friends of mine were in pattaya, 2 of them on their first trip to thailand and the other had been before.. The guy who had been before rented 2 "girls" from a bar, the other two guys tryed tellin him one was a ladyboy, he wouldnt listen to them.

The next day, he must have totally forgot what they had been sayin, as he was braggin by the pool about how he had rammed em 5 times on viagra. Arrived in pattaya the following day myself and bumped into these girls down soi 7 a few days later.

1 was 100% lady, the other, 100% ladyboy

[Cepat Sekali]

I was having a drink at the kombi bar in Soi 7 with a good friend and his Thai wife a few months ago. A punter came out of the beer garden with a couple of very small, attractive young ladies, heading for the hotel across the road. One of them didn't look quite right..... no dead giveaways, just an impression I had. So seeing as my friend had spent a few years in Thailand and his wife being a local and all, I asked if the one with the more pronounced wiggle in her walk was perhaps a ladyboy. Neither was able to tell. A minute or 2 later both "girls" burst back out of the hotel. The smaller of the 2 made a bee line back to the beer garden, head down, apparently keen not to be noticed. The one I had picked as a ladyboy minced after her waving his arms around and shouting in a very deep voice. As a relative newbie to Thailand I thought I did quite well at playing "pick the ladyboy".

Best advice for anyone newcomer to Thailand..... if anything about a girl seems at all to suggest "ladyboy", chances are it is. If not, especially if you are drunk, check anyway before you get too carried away.

[smacko]

keep the stories coming, very entertaining!

[NedKelly]

Working in the tourism industry gets some funny stories.......had a call one dayfrom a Scot who was in Phuket.......he had been in gaol overnight and had paid a hefty sum to the cops to get out.......He told me he had accidentally bumped a girl down some stairs at a bar and she fell and then rang the cops who arrested him and got the payment from him.

So he asks me to help him out......so I made a call to my local contact who made some calls to the police.......turns out the girl was a katoiy and he had been all over it until he found a few extras that should'nt have been there.....so he's thumped the 'girl' and knocked her down the stairs !! Silly bugger !

[changnoi0508]

A friend of mine came to Thailand for the first time last year.

We took him to Pattaya because he heard so much about it , and he wanted to

see for himself.

Ok , we go to Pattaya and we stayed in the Nova Lodge.

First night out , we took him around Pattaya and he was full of praise of the

lovely Thai girls.

We sat down for a drink at Malibu in soi post office.

In the show there was a beautiful "lady" , she/he was winking at my friend

and he was winking to her.

He bought her/him a drink and after a few more drinks he was in love.

My wife tried to tell him that this was not a genuine girl, but my friend refused

to believe my wife.

So after the show he takes his new found loveback to the Nova Lodge and told us

goodnight.

After about 40 minutes somebody called our room , it was my friend and he shouted for me to come to his room.

I went to his room and there he was looking very shocked and telling me

"David , this is a guy".

His new found love sat in the room looking tv and was all smiles , she/he said

"David i already make love with your friend , now i want my money"

I persuaded my friend to give his darling the money so that she/he could go.

My wife came down to see what happended and we all had a big laugh about it.

Next day my friend goes out on his own and comes back with a gorgeous looking

girl, which was saving money for her operation.

My friend did'nt understand anything about the operation and my wife explained

to him , the facts of life.

He gave his new love 500 baht for a taxi and did not come out of his room for two

days.

He felt so stupid but my wife explained to him that many farangs like to go

with katoey's.

Of course we had some picture from him and his two "girlfriends"and later

that year we gave those pictures to his parents to show them their new daughters

in law , now these pictures are wall to wall in the bar that is owned by his parents.

And my friend still can't believe that these girls were boys.

david