Are You A Golf Wannabe?

[DJ Pat]

Why is it that some folks get into playing golf just because other well-heeled expats do and they want to up their status? I hate the game with it's alleged exercise benefits and all the patheticness that goes with it.

Before I came to Thailand I never played golf so why should I start? Same applies to all you fake wannabes who do it to 'enhance' your status.

[pedro01]

chil out

[DJ Pat]

And have a round of golf I suppose?

[ProfessorFart]

Here we go again!?

[DJ Pat]

Where to ???

[kurgen]

here's DJ <deleted> mixing sheeite again

[davethailand]

<deleted> ###### Pat, had a bad day.

Alot of people I know play golf and alot of them play golf because they work at night and playing golf in the daytime provides certain things-

1, Out in the sun instead of indoors on a bloody pc.

2, A sociable get together.

3, Its a sport, don't people do sports?

4, It beats sitting in poxy Walking st drinking all day.

5, Beautiful caddies that help your game by showing you their stroke whilst in the rough.

6, Beautiful countryside (yes around Pattaya).

etc etc

If it was'nt because of back aches I'd start playing it,

[joinme2leave]

are u folks now again going to "assist" DJ sh1tPat's record balance in answering alike that backpack-topic? pls be silent and let him anwer his stupid questions by himself. Thanks a lot. This is my one and only post rgd. this topic.

[Gazza]

I'm probably like you Pat, I've never tried golf 'cause I hate it.

Look on the bright side, while the guys are outside playing golf...you could be inside playing with their bored and neglected wives.

[paulfr]

Golf is a wonderful game but it takes a lot of time to learn, even more time to play and it is expensive. But it is great exercise if you walk and carry your own bag and it is one of those things you never completely master, so it appeas to the masochistic personality.

I suggest tennis if you want to get out and exercise. It is much easier to learn, much cheaper to play and inexpensive.

JMHO

[tuky]

Each to their own DJ Pat...

do you know where the name comes from?

GOLF?

[chuchok]

There's nothing like getting your "big bertha" out for a right wallop.There is also nothing like having a caddie helping you put your no1 driver in its rightful place.

Stick to spinning DJ Pat.

[cdnvic]

I wouldn't take this too seriously as its coming from a supposed "DJ", the ultimate in wannabes.... regurgitating other people's talent and scratching the odd record.

Gimme a golfer to talk to anyday.

cv

[Goooner]

Before I came to Thailand I never played golf so why should I start? Same applies to all you fake wannabes who do it to 'enhance' your status.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You dont have to start if you dont want to... Upto You...

If people want to play golf... Upto Them!

[Boo]

Gentlemen only ladies forbidden

St Andrews say this isn't the real history of the name but I like it

[dclaryjr]

are u folks now again going to "assist" DJ sh1tPat's record balance in answering alike that backpack-topic? pls be silent and let him anwer his stupid questions by himself. Thanks a lot. This is my one and only post rgd. this topic.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yep, pretty lame troll!

Those who play know better.

[ProfessorFart]

You may also consider that the cost of golf in Thailand is a fraction of the cost in the West. I don't play but I like nothing better than going with mates for the reasons Dave said. Maybe you should try it Pat!

[davethailand]

I think the spinmaster is having a few probs at the moment hence the hostility

[britmaveric]

Hmmm well I'm sh@&e at golf, but it was fun. Best bit was the lager gals in the carts bringing liquid refreshment under the bloody hot sun!!!!

[davethailand]

Just to add to what I said before

Tonight I was out with a mate and 3 caddy ladies from Phoenix golf club and all i can say is I'm taking up golf

[Head Snake]

Count me in as a golfer, a hack, a player. I didn't know it made me higher on the social ladder. Damned all those beers and laughs and talking/ flirting and holding hands with the cute caddies. Even flirting with other golfer's caddies.

Oh, and getting outside for 4-8 hours a day in a lush green environment. Did I say lush? Yes I am. I hate that.

Caddie, take hold of my sceptre and clean my balls!!! I'm so Hi-So when I'm on the links. haha

Anyway..... I've played Lam Luka, Pinehurst, and Green Valley (overpriced for the course) in Bangkok. What are other good courses in Bangkok? I heard Pinehurst was trying to weed out the older "larger" senior caddies for some yonger ones. Has that happened?

The Bangkok courses seem a little flat to me. I've also played in Chiang Mai, Pattaya, and Phuket. Those areas have some good hilly terrain and more challenging courses.

Anybody here play Club Cengkareng in Jakarta? Can any course in Thailand beat that "ambience"?

[Sarpedon]

Well. I might be off to play on a small par 3 this weekend! Never played in Thailand before...and havent played for quite a few years either, but looking forward to having a bit of a laugh with my mates.

Does this make me a hi-so wannabe?

[sua yai]

Does the op only refer to those supposed social climbing beginners?

How are people, like myself, viewed as they've played the game for over 30 years, can still hack around in just about single figures, once went in for The St. Andrews Boys' Open, has helped with the scoring at The Thai Open and still throughly enjoys a good few hours out on the course with friends and, of course, the caddies who always seem to make a disasterous day seem good?

Don't see any reason why beginners shouldn't be allowed to experience the fun as well.

[Insight]

Why is it that some folks get into playing golf just because other well-heeled expats do and they want to up their status? I hate the game with it's alleged exercise benefits and all the patheticness that goes with it.

Before I came to Thailand I never played golf so why should I start? Same applies to all you fake wannabes who do it to 'enhance' your status.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

When your smiling,

When your smiling,

The whole world

Smiles with you...

(and so on and so forth...)

[penelope]

DJ Pat's viewpoint might well be valid.....back in the 1920's.

These days golf transcends race,age,gender and socio-economic standing.

[TRIPxCORE]

Don't knock it until you try it. You hate everybody anyway. Your a complete misanthrope.

[Sarpedon]

Pick up a golf magazine called "Bogey" and then you will really see how golf has transcended age, race, gender and social-economic status. Has some great layouts in it....

I know they stock it in most bookstores...i have seen it in bookstores in the Emporium but i know our resident DJ doesnt like it in there....

[tolsti]

" Golf is a good walk spoilt"......... Mark Twain

[Erwin1011]

Each to their own DJ Pat...

do you know where the name comes from?

GOLF?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Golf : Probably from Dutch " Kolf " . A game played in the northern parts of the Netherlands, with very similar rules as todays golf. the instrument to propell the ball looked very much like to todays golf clubs.

[poolcleaner]

Not sure how you describe it; a thread that starts off in one direction is then overwhelmed by the other side who, as in this case, continue to extol the virtues of the great game of golf!!

DJPat should be congratulated for starting the thread.