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For those of you who worry about reading some of my posts in case the

police come knocking on your door in the middle of the night?

Police raids don't knock.

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The dolphin asks her to marry him and she snogs the bloke instead!

What a <deleted>.

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Why are foreign language choices in school Spanish or French?

They should offer something with real world application like wookie or Vulcan.

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Back in the good old days when there were no smart phones-if you were feeling

old, angry, ugly, tired or miserable

there was a nap for that.

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A Polish tourist comes back home after visiting the USSR. He carries two very large and heavy suitcases. On his wrist is a new Soviet-made watch. He tells the customs man: "This is a new Soviet watch. It's a wonder unknown in the capitalist countries. You see, it shows time, the rate of your pulse beats, the phases of the Moon, the weather in Warsaw, Moscow, and New York, and more and more!"

"Yes, it's a wonder," the customs man agrees. "And what is it you have in these big suitcases?"

"Oh, it's just the batteries for that watch."

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