loong Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Who remembers some of the ols Spike Jones songs, I hope I get these words right. What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south blimey what a mouth he's got the poor old sod was a near sighted fella and thought his mouth was a cellar and he shoved the lot right into his mouth no joke now the poor old soul's got belly full of coal and he coughs up lumps of coke, oy. I don' t know who Spike Jones is. I remember similar lyrics from Tommy Steele 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 One day a little bit of heaven fell from out the sky. And all the Irish people went to live there. And they called it Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 One day a little bit of heaven fell from out the sky. And all the Irish people went to live there. And they called it Liverpool. Actually, it was kicked out of Heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Crocodile Dundee was waiting at the Lights for a Go when 3 Utes stopped alongside him full of P.C Folks, Islamic Millitants ,and God Squad Folk. They jumped the Lights and a Road Train killed em all.... "Strewth Mate, that could have been Me.. !!!."............... Next Day he applied for a Truck Drivers Job.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood ~ Mary Hirsch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishjohn Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 One day a little bit of heaven fell from out the sky. And all the Irish people went to live there. And they called it Liverpool. It was from Hell was it not? PS It still is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bangkokpoppys Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 but i did bone her…! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geronimo Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Two Texans were having a drink at a bar, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few seats away, turning blue from chocking. The first Texan drawled, "Think we oughta help?" "Yep," said the second Texan. The first Texan got up, hitched up his jeans and walked over to the lady. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin ya speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no. With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, dropped her panties and started licking her butt! She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The first Texan turned back to his friend and said..... "That thar Hind Lick Manoeuvre works ever' time!" groan rating please? Through the roof, like the brit who started a business in Afghanistan, land mines disguised as prayer mats. Last I heard Prophets were going through the ceiling!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JingerBen Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman shouts" Get out you're Bard" I have loads of these and will post them unless you send me money How much? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riceyummm Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 When you shop at the 20 baht store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riceyummm Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Meanwhile.....at the 'World's Strongest Man" competition in China... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chrisbinbkk Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 A man walks into a bar ...och! Sent from my GT-I9500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokpoppys Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Meanwhile.....at the 'World's Strongest Man" competition in China... nice melons…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bangkokpoppys Posted November 29, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2013 Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . There the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me. "Well, I haven't got an erection," I replied. And the gorgeous nurse said - "No, but I have!" Moral of the story: DON'T GET A COLONOSCOPY IN THAILAND !!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 You know when you're getting old. I was watching porn last week and found myself thinking: "<deleted> me, that bed looks comfy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john fogerty Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Patient; Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge. Doctor; OK, take it easy. What's come over you? Patient; Well, two buses, five cars and a juggernaut. Man walks down the road with a banana in one ear and custard in the other. A passer-by asks him why and the man says "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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