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February 11, 2005 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Jai Dee

Posted February 11, 2005

Posted February 11, 2005

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Shola

Posted February 11, 2005

Posted February 11, 2005

Ooooh necrophilic mice, loooooooovly!

Where DO you get your material Jai Dee??!!!

Jai Dee

Posted February 11, 2005

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Posted February 11, 2005

Ooooh necrophilic mice, loooooooovly!
Where DO you get your material Jai Dee??!!!

I guess I've just got a sick bunch of email mates Shola...

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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