rickthailand Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus. Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacid says it all!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 avoiding straight sex and asparagus might help, and you could still choke the chickens with guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Well I think masturbation is destroying my health: - I have to shave my hands twice a week - I have memory loss because of mastuibation and I therefore can't temeber whether I've done it recently (within the last few hours), so I do it again just to be sure. - Carpets are awfully stained too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaijasmine Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:- I have to shave my hands twice a week - I have memory loss because of mastuibation and I therefore can't temeber whether I've done it recently (within the last few hours), so I do it again just to be sure. - Carpets are awfully stained too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vreemd13 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:...... - Carpets are awfully stained too. Who cares, you will starting to be blind soon (at least that is what has been told ages ago). And my pain in the back is destroying me right now, because of my hyperactive body (or was it hyperacid, but I can't read good anymore, I think I turn blind too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vreemd13 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:...... - Carpets are awfully stained too. Who cares, you will starting to be blind soon (at least that is what has been told ages ago). And my pain in the back is destroying me right now, because of my hyperactive body (or was it hyperacid, but I can't read good anymore, I think I turn blind too). [Edit] Ouch again my back or memory loss, I think I forgot to reply, now make sure second time is OK? Edited August 10, 2009 by vreemd13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well, I already avoid asparagus and straight sex. I just can't give up masturbation....when I do it means I have really given up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phetaroi Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Who cares, you will starting to be blind soon (at least that is what has been told ages ago). Wrong. It makes you go bald. And I can prove it! Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 A post commenting on moderation has been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacid says it all!!!!!!!! Wonder if this is the same guy who claims that he has a foolproof therapy which will totally change any effeminate behaviours / any suspected gay orientation. The therapy is applied by the father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkangorito Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) Does anybody remember that old English cartoon, "Captain Pugwash"? There were two characters with quite interesting names; Seaman Stanes & Master Bates. Actually, that's not quite correct, although most people seem to think that those characters had those names. Edited August 20, 2009 by elkangorito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Does anybody remember that old English cartoon, "Captain Pugwash"? There were two characters with quite interesting names; Seaman Stanes & Master Bates.Actually, that's not quite correct, although most people seem to think that those characters had those names. Let's not forget Rodger the Cabin Boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I do not know what you are on about , I was alone when i first had sex, No problem after 40 years except i have to where glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Does anybody remember that old English cartoon, "Captain Pugwash"? There were two characters with quite interesting names; Seaman Stanes & Master Bates.Actually, that's not quite correct, although most people seem to think that those characters had those names. Let's not forget Rodger the Cabin Boy... Who could forget captain pugwash? "All aboard the Skylark!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krading Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 What about Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly. Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 What about Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty and Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 What about Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty and Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick And lets not forget their best friend Phil Macrackin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career. You do realise how much competition you'll have? The world is full of wanke_rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career. You do realise how much competition you'll have? The world is full of wanke_rs Agreed, also full of liars, those too confused or ashamed to admit to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 What about Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty and Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick And lets not forget their best friend Phil Macrackin. ... and Ben Dover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommers Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career. You do realise how much competition you'll have? The world is full of wanke_rs But then as my old schoolmaster used to say " you can beat an egg, you can beat your wife but you can't beat a wank". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 MY big dilemma is making the choice of which mutually-exclusive lifestyle to finally embrace: the big M or typing with two hands again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tafia Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 on a more serious note....it is actually good for the prevention of prostrate cancer believe it or not!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) on a more serious note....it is actually good for the prevention of prostrate cancer believe it or not!! Well in that case, I declare myself 100% immune! Edited August 24, 2009 by toptuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) Edited August 24, 2009 by endure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubu Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 don't forget that malay people are muslims ... being gay is quite "haram" ... so do you really wonder that they publish such 'shit'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Don't Muslims masturbate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubu Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Don't Muslims masturbate? hmmm ... i guess they do. but their religion says that this is forbidden, too. (one malay told me about that ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Don't Muslims masturbate? hmmm ... i guess they do. but their religion says that this is forbidden, too. (one malay told me about that ...) Well then, the Malay muslim student who rented a bedroom from me for several years was a very naughty boy and also his Malay muslim friends. My tenant was sex mad and totally open about it, many times I can home and walked into the living room and he was watching straight or gay porn and jerking himself, never missed a stroke. And his gay Malay muslim friends came around often for group sex and group jerk parties. Very nice young guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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