Bad Pick Up Lines

[njpski]

15 really bad pick-up lines

You’ve probably heard them all, but they’re still good for a laugh. At the very least, it’ll give you a reason to procrastinate at work. Whatever you do, don’t use them tonight.

1. Great legs, what time do they open?

2. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

3. That's a nice dress. It'd look better on the floor next to my bed.

4. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

5. Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

6. If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

8. Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

9. I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

10. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise.

11. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

12. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

13. You sure have a great-looking tooth.

14. I want to bag you like some groceries.

15. Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Janice?

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16. Did you just fart, cause your ass is blowing me away.

[optimistvik]

2. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.