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And again the Buddha spoke, and was heard to have said:

"Now this, monks, is the Noble Truth of the disenchanted state: birth is disenchantment, aging is disenchantment, death is disenchantment; sorrow, lamentation, pain, grief, & despair are disenchantment; association with the unbeloved is disenchantment; but most of all attachment to the things of this world is.... "

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" 'The world is maya, illusion' -- meditation center, good morning, this is Sammi."

"Oh, hi... I was just..."

"Well, I always answer that way-- I'm a monk, remember? It's what we do."

"Of course I was meditating. As a matter of fact I was this close to Nirvana when I heard the phone ring."

"No, no, I didn't mean it like that, but you really shouldn't call me at the meditation center, it's..."

"You know I always like to hear from you, it's just that..."

"The begging bowl? Let's see... maybe 6 rupees, 40 pice so far. It's been a slow day. I think that's why I got so close to Nirv--"

"Sure, I can do that. On my way home."

"Wait a sec. Let me beg a pencil from somebody...

"Okay, shoot."

"...tomatoes, saffron, onions... yeah... eggplant if it's really ripe... couple of plantain... got it."

"Oh... no later than sundown if I have to stop at the market."

"No, I don't mind stopping at the market, I really don't.

"Right."

"Okay."

"Love you too... bye."

buddha7ja.jpg

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And again the Buddha spoke, and was heard to have said:

"Now this, monks, is the Noble Truth of the disenchanted state: birth is disenchantment, aging is disenchantment, death is disenchantment; sorrow, lamentation, pain, grief, & despair are disenchantment; association with the unbeloved is disenchantment; but most of all attachment to the things of this world is.... "

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" 'The world is maya, illusion' -- meditation center, good morning, this is Sammi."

"Oh, hi... I was just..."

"Well, I always answer that way-- I'm a monk, remember? It's what we do."

"Of course I was meditating. As a matter of fact I was this close to Nirvana when I heard the phone ring."

"No, no, I didn't mean it like that, but you really shouldn't call me at the meditation center, it's..."

"You know I always like to hear from you, it's just that..."

"The begging bowl? Let's see... maybe 6 rupees, 40 pice so far. It's been a slow day. I think that's why I got so close to Nirv--"

"Sure, I can do that. On my way home."

"Wait a sec. Let me beg a pencil from somebody...

"Okay, shoot."

"...tomatoes, saffron, onions... yeah... eggplant if it's really ripe... couple of plantain... got it."

"Oh... no later than sundown if I have to stop at the market."

"No, I don't mind stopping at the market, I really don't.

"Right."

"Okay."

"Love you too... bye."

buddha7ja.jpg

It is not funny! We, Buddhists, view this as a sacrilege to Lord Buddha. :o

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And again the Buddha spoke, and was heard to have said:

"Now this, monks, is the Noble Truth of the disenchanted state: birth is disenchantment, aging is disenchantment, death is disenchantment; sorrow, lamentation, pain, grief, & despair are disenchantment; association with the unbeloved is disenchantment; but most of all attachment to the things of this world is.... "

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<drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinnnnggggg>

<drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinnnnggggg>

" 'The world is maya, illusion' -- meditation center, good morning, this is Sammi."

"Oh, hi... I was just..."

"Well, I always answer that way-- I'm a monk, remember? It's what we do."

"Of course I was meditating. As a matter of fact I was this close to Nirvana when I heard the phone ring."

"No, no, I didn't mean it like that, but you really shouldn't call me at the meditation center, it's..."

"You know I always like to hear from you, it's just that..."

"The begging bowl? Let's see... maybe 6 rupees, 40 pice so far. It's been a slow day. I think that's why I got so close to Nirv--"

"Sure, I can do that. On my way home."

"Wait a sec. Let me beg a pencil from somebody...

"Okay, shoot."

"...tomatoes, saffron, onions... yeah... eggplant if it's really ripe... couple of plantain... got it."

"Oh... no later than sundown if I have to stop at the market."

"No, I don't mind stopping at the market, I really don't.

"Right."

"Okay."

"Love you too... bye."

buddha7ja.jpg

It is not funny! We, Buddhists, view this as a sacrilege to Lord Buddha. :D

Buddha never thought you to laugh as well ? This joke is disenchantment !

Lighten up

:D

Never thought i would encounter a buddhist extremist :o

Posted
And again the Buddha spoke, and was heard to have said:

"Now this, monks, is the Noble Truth of the disenchanted state: birth is disenchantment, aging is disenchantment, death is disenchantment; sorrow, lamentation, pain, grief, & despair are disenchantment; association with the unbeloved is disenchantment; but most of all attachment to the things of this world is.... "

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<drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinnnnggggg>

<drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinnnnggggg>

" 'The world is maya, illusion' -- meditation center, good morning, this is Sammi."

"Oh, hi... I was just..."

"Well, I always answer that way-- I'm a monk, remember? It's what we do."

"Of course I was meditating. As a matter of fact I was this close to Nirvana when I heard the phone ring."

"No, no, I didn't mean it like that, but you really shouldn't call me at the meditation center, it's..."

"You know I always like to hear from you, it's just that..."

"The begging bowl? Let's see... maybe 6 rupees, 40 pice so far. It's been a slow day. I think that's why I got so close to Nirv--"

"Sure, I can do that. On my way home."

"Wait a sec. Let me beg a pencil from somebody...

"Okay, shoot."

"...tomatoes, saffron, onions... yeah... eggplant if it's really ripe... couple of plantain... got it."

"Oh... no later than sundown if I have to stop at the market."

"No, I don't mind stopping at the market, I really don't.

"Right."

"Okay."

"Love you too... bye."

buddha7ja.jpg

It is not funny! We, Buddhists, view this as a sacrilege to Lord Buddha. :D

Buddha never thought you to laugh as well ? This joke is disenchantment !

Lighten up

:D

Never thought i would encounter a buddhist extremist :o

Branding someone an "extremists" is wrong. One has to be proven guilty! For some of you farangs, open expressions of discontentment on certain religious issues that are foreign to you would be construed as "extremism" :D

Allahu'akhbar. Allahu'akhbar

Posted

I thought it was funny TizMe :D

And my Thai (Buddhist) fiancee thought it was pretty funny too!

She love the picture... :o

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Allahu'akhbar. Allahu'akhbar

So what are you? An Arabic speaking Buddhist that believes "God is great" !!!

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Allahu'akhbar. Allahu'akhbar

So what are you? An Arabic speaking Buddhist that believes "God is great" !!!

Arabic is a LANGUAGE [for your information] There are many people in this world that are non-Arabs and non-Muslims that can speak Arabic fluently. What is so starnge about an Arabic speaking Buddhist?? BTW there are Christian Arabs too [in Lebanon]. I am a professor in Linguistics and a staunch buddhist [not an extremist]. I speak and write 6 languages, but having brought up in Malaysia, I am like the rest of the Malaysians who are very tolerant to other religious beliefs. I dunno about you, but we, as Malaysians, such deeds [including poking fun at religious issues] will never cross out minds. I shall reiterate: Thats not funny!

Posted
Allahu'akhbar. Allahu'akhbar

So what are you? An Arabic speaking Buddhist that believes "God is great" !!!

Arabic is a LANGUAGE [for your information] There are many people in this world that are non-Arabs and non-Muslims that can speak Arabic fluently. What is so starnge about an Arabic speaking Buddhist?? BTW there are Christian Arabs too [in Lebanon]. I am a professor in Linguistics and a staunch buddhist [not an extremist]. I speak and write 6 languages, but having brought up in Malaysia, I am like the rest of the Malaysians who are very tolerant to other religious beliefs. I dunno about you, but we, as Malaysians, such deeds [including poking fun at religious issues] will never cross out minds. I shall reiterate: Thats not funny!

Of course I know that Arabic is a LANGUAGE... hence I said "Arabic speaking"....

What is strange is an Arabic speaking Buddhist, proclaiming verse from the Koran, ie "Allahu'akhbar" ie "God is great"

I am a christian that thinks that the funniest movie ever made is "Life of Brian". A fantastic parody of the life of Jesus Christ.

You may speak write 6 languages (whatever that has to do with this thread I don't know), but somewhere along your educational path you forgot to learn humour.

If you don't find it funny, tough.

Also Arabic. marfi mushkalla.

Posted
Allahu'akhbar. Allahu'akhbar

So what are you? An Arabic speaking Buddhist that believes "God is great" !!!

Arabic is a LANGUAGE [for your information] There are many people in this world that are non-Arabs and non-Muslims that can speak Arabic fluently. What is so starnge about an Arabic speaking Buddhist?? BTW there are Christian Arabs too [in Lebanon]. I am a professor in Linguistics and a staunch buddhist [not an extremist]. I speak and write 6 languages, but having brought up in Malaysia, I am like the rest of the Malaysians who are very tolerant to other religious beliefs. I dunno about you, but we, as Malaysians, such deeds [including poking fun at religious issues] will never cross out minds. I shall reiterate: Thats not funny!

Of course I know that Arabic is a LANGUAGE... hence I said "Arabic speaking"....

What is strange is an Arabic speaking Buddhist, proclaiming verse from the Koran, ie "Allahu'akhbar" ie "God is great"

I am a christian that thinks that the funniest movie ever made is "Life of Brian". A fantastic parody of the life of Jesus Christ.

You may speak write 6 languages (whatever that has to do with this thread I don't know), but somewhere along your educational path you forgot to learn humour.

If you don't find it funny, tough.

Also Arabic. marfi mushkalla.

If you find that parody on Jesus Christ funniest and fantastic, thats your opinion! and I did not find your so called sense of humour funny, is my contention. It is sickening right up to my "pulse", that's all.....a very form of wit! :o

Posted
Allahu'akhbar. Allahu'akhbar

So what are you? An Arabic speaking Buddhist that believes "God is great" !!!

Arabic is a LANGUAGE [for your information] There are many people in this world that are non-Arabs and non-Muslims that can speak Arabic fluently. What is so starnge about an Arabic speaking Buddhist?? BTW there are Christian Arabs too [in Lebanon]. I am a professor in Linguistics and a staunch buddhist [not an extremist]. I speak and write 6 languages, but having brought up in Malaysia, I am like the rest of the Malaysians who are very tolerant to other religious beliefs. I dunno about you, but we, as Malaysians, such deeds [including poking fun at religious issues] will never cross out minds. I shall reiterate: Thats not funny!

Of course I know that Arabic is a LANGUAGE... hence I said "Arabic speaking"....

What is strange is an Arabic speaking Buddhist, proclaiming verse from the Koran, ie "Allahu'akhbar" ie "God is great"

I am a christian that thinks that the funniest movie ever made is "Life of Brian". A fantastic parody of the life of Jesus Christ.

You may speak write 6 languages (whatever that has to do with this thread I don't know), but somewhere along your educational path you forgot to learn humour.

If you don't find it funny, tough.

Also Arabic. marfi mushkalla.

If you find that parody on Jesus Christ funniest and fantastic, thats your opinion! and I did not find your so called sense of humour funny, is my contention. It is sickening right up to my "pulse", that's all.....a very form of wit! :o

You sure don't understand much about buddha's teachings then if you get upset "to the Puls"

I suggest you meditate on your actions for a while.....

:D

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