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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.

A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"

The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his @rse!"

The undertaker does as he is told.

On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "See, it <deleted> hurts doesn't it!"

:o

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