srisatch Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 What is your wife g/f thinking? We were watching TV. A Dwarf appeared. The wife asked me. What do Europeans think about dwarves? I said: Um I think it is am medical condition not fully understood, unlike Downs or Spina Bida which are understood So, I asked what do Thai people think? Answer: 1. Dwarves are simple..Before, when there were wars, bad people wounded others cutting off their arms and legs, and worse having done that they rubbed salt in the wounds. So in a later lives they come back as dwarves… Then she said: 2. All very fat people are fat because in their previous life/lives they raised pigs and they mixed the feed with sand and fed other very bad stuff to pigs 3. Prostitutes have their present life because in a previous life they were bad boys f***ing everyone,,,now they are the ones f***ed 4. If a child is born with problems with her intestines/bowel/stomach: this is the reason: In her previous life she stuffed sticks up chickens bums And I am trying to live here! She trells me she will buy me a book that explains all! Cant't wait. Did you hear any other explanations of modern life ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 She trells me she will buy me a book that explains all! Cant't wait. Did you hear any other explanations of modern life ? Can't remember any at present, but I'd love to see that book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aughie Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Was she pulling your leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born! My mum must have stretched me very well then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srisatch Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not a Thai girl, of course? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 My wife is pregnant , So she stopped drinking coffee because she does not want a dark skinned baby Does that count ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 (edited) Thailand (as is the west) is full of old wives tales. Do you throw salt over your shoulder? Say "god bless you" when someone sneezes? Not walk under ladders? Knock on wood? I bet your wife would find those just as crazy. Edited March 24, 2005 by sbk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My mum must have stretched me very well then. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My Mum always said she picked me up with one hand from my cot,. Now I know how she lifted me up and with what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandon Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 (edited) Some stuff I didn't know about Dwarfism: http://kidshealth.org/parent/medical/bones/dwarfism.html According to Buddhism: if you are "ill favoured, deformed, of mean appearance" you were ill tempered, irritable, grossly agitated for little reason, stubborn, showed temper and displeasure if you are poor, of few possessions, and are of little or no account you did not give to charity, to recluses, were of jealous mind, disliked others gain, revengeful, and grudge bearing And the opposites of these are also true. Also if you are a good leader you were a good listener, and gave respect previously. Edited March 24, 2005 by pandit35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Thailand (as is the west) is full of old wives tales. Do you throw salt over your shoulder? Say "god bless you" when someone sneezes? Not walk under ladders? Knock on wood? I bet your wife would find those just as crazy. Good point . I guess we just have never heard these before . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 What is your wife g/f thinking? Fukced if i know. What was yesterday is not what it is today. Anyway. Chicks look cute but they are wired wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 What is your wife g/f thinking?Fukced if i know. What was yesterday is not what it is today. Anyway. Chicks look cute but they are wired wrong. girls aren't wired wrong, guys are just too dense to figure us out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 In her previous life she stuffed sticks up chickens bums I misread that first and it gave me a nasty start I am wondering if this sort of fowl finangling is a common occurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srisatch Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My mum must have stretched me very well then. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My Mum always said she picked me up with one hand from my cot,. Now I know how she lifted me up and with what <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You must have trouble finding a decent pair of shoes to fit that Big Toe then, let alone a big enough hankie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 A short girl, not a dwarf, once told me she was short because her mother did not stretch her when she was born! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My mum must have stretched me very well then. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My Mum always said she picked me up with one hand from my cot,. Now I know how she lifted me up and with what <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You must have trouble finding a decent pair of shoes to fit that Big Toe then, let alone a big enough hankie? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, its true, she was a shorty arse Thai lass and convinced of the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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