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"May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." - Traditional Irish toast

"To our best friends, who know the worst about us but refuse to believe it." - Traditional toast

"Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after." - Lord Byron (1788-1824)

"I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy." - W.C.Fields (1880-1946)

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness." - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) British-born American comedian

"Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy." - Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." - Dylan Thomas (1914 - 1953)

"Beer glasses are by far the most common weapon of assault in Britain." - Jonathan Shepherd, surgeon at University of Wales College of Medicine and an expert on alcohol-related assault

"The most expensive bottle of wine was sold at an auction at Christies, London, UK, in December 1985. The buyer paid £105,000 for a bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafitte claret that was engraved with the initials of Thomas Jefferson. Eleven months after the sale, the cork dried out, slipped into the bottle and spoiled the wine, making it the most expensive bottle of vinegar!" - Guinness book of records 1999

"Troublesome arguments take place in a third of British pubs at least once a month and fights break out in 6% of pubs every week. About 1 in 20 pub managers are assaulted every month." - MCM Research, Oxford

"During 1998, nearly a quarter of Australian men and a tenth of Australian women drove while under the influence." - Australian Institute of Health and Welfare

"In the US in 1995, alcohol-related costs in areas such as crime, health-care, policing and losses in industrial productivity amounted to $167 billion dollars." - US National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism

"The strongest alcohol is an Estonian liquor distilled from potatoes between the two world wars. It is 98 per cent alcohol." - Guinness Book of Records 2000

"One in every 122 licensed drivers in the US was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs in 1997." - US Department of Transportation

"Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." - George Bernard Shaw (1856 -1950)

"If the headache preceded the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." - Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902), English novelist

"It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns (1896 - 1996)

"The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard." - C.S.Calverley (1831 - 1884), British poet

"Then trust me, there's nothing like drinking, So pleasant this side of the grave; It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e'en the valiant more brave." - Charles Dibdin (1745 - 1814), British actor and dramatist

"The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness." - Sir Walter Raleigh (1552 - 1618)

"May what goes down not come back up again." - Traditional toast

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"Beer glasses are by far the most common weapon of assault in Britain." - Jonathan Shepherd, surgeon at University of Wales College of Medicine and an expert on alcohol-related assault

Cheers :D

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Don’t Drink & Drive you might spill it – Scot Lansdown.

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"During 1998, nearly a quarter of Australian men and a tenth of Australian women drove while under the influence." - Australian Institute of Health and Welfare

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"One in every 122 licensed drivers in the US was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs in 1997." - US Department of Transportation

This either implies that Australians (22%) are much more liable to drink and drive than their American counterparts (0.8%). Or are the Americans better at getting away with it?

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