kbvicar Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 They think they have found him crossing the Cambodia border to Thailand and: YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: A Thaksin! A Thaksin! A Thaksin! We've got a Thaksin! A Thaksin! YELLOW SHIRT #1: We have found a Thaksin, might we burn him? YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Burn him! Burn! INTERPOL: How do you know he is a Thaksin? YELLOW SHIRT #2: He looks like one. INTERPOL: Bring him forward. THAKSIN: I'm not a Thaksin. I'm not a Thaksin. INTERPOL: But you are dressed as one. THAKSIN: They dressed me up like this. YELLOW SHIRTS: No, we didn't... no. THAKSIN: And this isn't my square head, it's a false one. INTEPOL: Well? YELLOW SHIRT #1: Well, we did do the square head. INTERPOL: The side parting? YELLOW SHIRT #1: And the smirk -- but he is a Thaksin! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Burn him! Thaksin! Thaksin! Burn him! INTERPOL: Did you dress him up like this? YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit. YELLOW SHIRT #1: He has got multiple passports! INTERPOL: You there, what makes you think he's a Thaksin? YELLOW SHIRT #3: Well, he turned me into a Red Shirt. INTERPOL: A Red Shirt? YELLOW SHIRT #3: I got better. YELLOW SHIRT #2: Burn him anyway! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Burn! Burn him! INTERPOL: Quiet, Quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a Thaksin. YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Are there? What are they? INTERPOL: Tell me, what do you do with Thaksin's? YELLOW SHIRT #2: Burn! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Burn, burn them up! INTERPOL: And what do you burn apart from Thaksin's? YELLOW SHIRT #1: More Thaksin's! YELLOW SHIRT #2: Dry buffalo dung! INTERPOL: So, why do Thaksin's burn? [pause] YELLOW SHIRT #3: B--... 'cause they're made of dry buffalo dung...? INTERPOL: Good! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... INTERPOL: So, how do we tell whether he is made of dry buffalo dung ? YELLOW SHIRT #1: Build a house out of him. INTERPOL: Aah, but can you not also build a house out of stone? YELLOW SHIRT #2: Oh, yeah. INTERPOL: Does dung sink in water? YELLOW SHIRT #1: No, no. YELLOW SHIRT #2: It floats! It floats! YELLOW SHIRT #1: Throw him into the klong! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: The klong! INTERPOL: What also floats in water? YELLOW SHIRT #1: Corn! YELLOW SHIRT #2: Dead fish! YELLOW SHIRT #3: Very small coins! YELLOW SHIRT #1: Sato! YELLOW SHIRT #2: Khao Man Gai! YELLOW SHIRT #1: Cherry apples! YELLOW SHIRT #2: Mud! YELLOW SHIRT #3: tuk tuks -- tuk tuk's! YELLOW SHIRT #2: Gold -- Gold! INTERNATIONAL OBSERVER: A duck. YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Oooh!! INTERPOL: Exactly! So, logically..., YELLOW SHIRT #1: If... he.. weighs the same as a duck, he's made of dry buffalo dung. INTERPOL: And therefore--? YELLOW SHIRT #1: A Thaksin! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: A Thaksin! INTERPOL: We shall use my larger scales! [yelling] INTERPOL: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak]..THAKSIN SIDE IS DOWN COMPARED TO THE DRIED BUFFALO DUNG! YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: A Thaksin! A Thaksin! THAKSIN: It's a fair cop. YELLOW SHIRT CROWD: Burn him! Burn! [yelling] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Don't give up the day job mate (assuming you have one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbvicar Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 This is taken from Monty Python... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 This is taken from Monty Python... Life of Brian methinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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