The Soi Dog Scam

[DJ Pat]

Watch out for this one, when you pull up at the traffic lights, a soi dog will offer to wash your windscreen.

While they are washing your windscreen with canal water, they steal your hubcaps...

I realised when I got home.

Be careful of seemingly good natured soi dogs toting buckets of water and squeegees at traffic lights!!

[meom]

Always thought you were some stressed-out backpacker living on hand-outs.

Driving a car you're definately climbing on the social ladder. Pity of your hubcabs though.

[chuchok]

Watch out for this one, when you pull up at the traffic lights, a soi dog will offer to wash your windscreen.

While they are washing your windscreen with canal water, they steal your hubcaps...

I realised when I got home.

Be careful of seemingly good natured soi dogs toting buckets of water and squeegees at traffic lights!!

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Should be driving with mags...hub caps are a little low renting arn't they?

[DJ Pat]

Thay'll nick anything nowadays.

[DJ Pat]

Always thought you were some stressed-out backpacker living on hand-outs.

Sh*t. I've been rumbled.

[HarryHacker]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

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[lampard10]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

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Harry; about your avtar. Shouldn't the sword be pointing the other way?

[ThaiPauly]

Just Remember this country is just about to become a Hub-Cap!

(Blah-rubbish I know) Please dont flame me, I din't start it!!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Just Remember this country is just about to become a Hub-Cap!

(Blah-rubbish I know) Please dont flame me, I din't start it!!

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You're sharp though

[HarryHacker]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

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Harry; about your avtar. Shouldn't the sword be pointing the other way?

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Kick a man when he down!

[DJ Pat]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

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Whats that gotta do with the price of fish?

[thai_norman]

DJ Pat  Yesterday, 2005-04-19 18:31:51 Post #12 

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QUOTE(HarryHacker @ 2005-04-19 10:47:57)

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

Whats that gotta do with the price of fish?

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Sheep must get very heavy when it rains 

1300 odd posts of total rubbish... well done pat heres looking forward to your next 1300.

[DJ Pat]

&lt;deleted&gt; off you and look after your own interests or else I'll set my dogs on you.

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[thai_norman]

you got to watch out pat that one of those dirty dogs dont get you

[penzman]

I've got a few soi dogs. They're so smart that they won't bother wasting time and energy running and barking after cars and motorcycles. They just sit quietly on the curb and write down the licence plate numbers.

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[the scouser]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

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As part of Thaksin's plan to buy into Liverpool FC, he visited the city last year. Here's a photo of the event:-

Scouse.

[HarryHacker]

DJ, next time you have a gig you can play The Spinners " I wish I was back in Liverpool"........helmets on, our scouse members are about to throw abuse!

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As part of Thaksin's plan to buy into Liverpool FC, he visited the city last year. Here's a photo of the event:-

Scouse.

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very good.

[DJ Pat]

you got to watch out pat that one of those dirty dogs dont get you

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Actually you got a point there, I was walking along a quiet street once at dusk and got cornered by a pack of filthy dogs who were obviously hungry. Only then did I realise I'd just bought a whole grilled chicked and it was in the bag I was carrying.

No need to ask how I got out of that one.

[Kringle]

"get a life" as you once told me. You must have tunnel vision and don't look in your rear or side view mirrors when you sit at a light. Your own fault on this one and I'm sure many more to come.

[chuchok]

I've got a few soi dogs. They're so smart that they won't bother wasting time and energy running and barking after cars and motorcycles. They just sit quietly on the curb and write down the licence plate numbers.

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The ones down our soi have cameras.next soi over they hve camcorders...'cause they are a bit posh.

[DJ Pat]

"get a life" as you once told me. You must have tunnel vision and don't look in your rear or side view mirrors when you sit at a light. Your own fault on this one and I'm sure many more to come.

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Oi! Get off this thread!

[Khun Larry]

1300 odd posts of total rubbish... well done pat heres looking forward to your next 1300.

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Big DJ Pat fan here

TV's very own DJ with a solid 1300+ posts of pure wisdom. Keep it up Pat!!

Hey Pat is that you in the avatar? Where can I get one of those shirts?

[DJ Pat]

I'm shocked that this factual thread has been moved into this area.

A sad day for thaivisa.com

[Kremlin]

Were there any cars at the intersection with you? Wonder what they were doing taking pictures or maybe they got out of there cars to help the Soi Dogs, hahaa