William Osborne Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 So there i was yesterday, on the way home from all day session with few of my mates down in Soi 7 when I decided to stop at one of the 7-11s for a cheese-bite.... the younster behind the counter indicates if I wanted it chopped so I said " ok" whilst i wandered over to the drinks fridge to get a few Chang Large for a nightcap... Anyway, when I get back home, looking at the package, there is clearly not a full cheese-bite sausage in the pack I spend about 30 minutes to try and piece together the pieces to make a full sausage but no joy.. obviously a rip-off where the young scrote kept back a least one piece of the sausage. Haha !! you may say, but, I piece of sausage per 5 x farung = 1 full cheese-bite so can easliy make 15 baht per scam... I would name and shame the said shop but can't re-call exact location but it was one of the 7-11s between soi 7 and Soi Khoatlo. anyway, heads ups ! insist on a full sausage as opposed to the chopped version when you are getting a cheese-bite or else keep an eye out when they are chopping it up !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonititan Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 He probably dropped the other piece on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangot Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 This is probably the most pathetic post I have seen in a long time - and I am just angry with myself that I am responding to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfinger Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) willi should report this "Big Scam" to his travel agent, and sue him for "reduced holiday fun" maybe his embassy can also give great help in this. (must have been a funny scene, willi sitting at home and puzzling the sausage together for 30 minutes..... Edited January 8, 2010 by goldfinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinchester Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 A British comedian, Ben Elton, did a sketch years ago supposedly of his days as a student. Somebody ate his sausage that was in the fridge. 'It was only a sausage' was the perps defence. 'Yes, but it was my bloody sausage'. I feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) Cheese bite sausage jigsaw puzzle. Edited January 8, 2010 by smokie36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basjke Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 willi should report this "Big Scam" to his travel agent, and sue him for "reduced holiday fun"maybe his embassy can also give great help in this. (must have been a funny scene, willi sitting at home and puzzling the sausage together for 30 minutes..... If he can't recall which 7/11 he went in then for sure he can't recall anymore what happened with that piece of sausage and probably needed 30 minutes only to get the sausage out of the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfinger Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 ....on the way home from all day session with few of my mates ........ ....i wandered over to the drinks fridge to get a few Chang Large for a nightcap... ...no further comment needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Ever seen young Thai guys at a hotel breakfast buffet that has hot dog "sausages" in it. They fill their plates with the stuff. There was just too much temptation. You have learned your lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumball Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Was on an all day session and picking up 3 large Chang for later , what a wonderfull way to waste a life , then downing a 'Cheese bite' from 7/11 , ah well , another short story in the offing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I've never eaten mystery meat from 7-11. There are no English labels. To quote the Jonathan Winters sketch when the settlers are starving to death, crossing the desert. "Martha, don't touch that lizard! You don't know where he's been." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 This is probably the most pathetic post I have seen in a long time - and I am just angry with myself that I am responding to it... Wouldnt worry too much, just another example of a cheap charlie, for f*kc sakes.....some one actually spent time getting on TV and whinging about a "missing" piece of sausage....all rather pathetic really... OP if you have time in the day to reassemble a sausage to see if a piece is missing you must be really hard up...please send me a PM and will forward some cash for a bottle of something cheap....you are not a retired pensioner on a British goverment pension are you ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 My sausage always looks a lot smaller after a few beers also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpdjohn Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Heaven forbid!!! That's it..packing my ruck and heading for the airport. Enough is enough. I did notice the other day after I bought a package of Lays potato chips that numerous one were broken inside the package when I opened it.... scam artists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Heaven forbid!!!That's it..packing my ruck and heading for the airport. Enough is enough. I did notice the other day after I bought a package of Lays potato chips that numerous one were broken inside the package when I opened it.... scam artists! Granted the year is only 8 days old but can we we pleeeeease have a poll to determine whether this is the most pathetic topic of the year ???.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I could be overestimating old William Osborne here but I suspect we all need an irony alert. Of course, he could also be serious and then I am wrong, but for his sake, I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume its a failed attempt at irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I could be overestimating old William Osborne here but I suspect we all need an irony alert.Of course, he could also be serious and then I am wrong, but for his sake, I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume its a failed attempt at irony If the intent was irony, then it went down like the Hindenburg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givenall Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 do we have alot of time in our hand!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johpa Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 My sausage always looks a lot smaller after a few beers also. I believe many are told this same thing by the denizens of Soi 7. The truth can be painful after a few beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpdjohn Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Heaven forbid!!!That's it..packing my ruck and heading for the airport. Enough is enough. I did notice the other day after I bought a package of Lays potato chips that numerous one were broken inside the package when I opened it.... scam artists! Granted the year is only 8 days old but can we we pleeeeease have a poll to determine whether this is the most pathetic topic of the year ???.... Or at least for the last several years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWheelMan Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Kill them! DEStroooy them all! eeehahahahahhhhaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 spend about 30 minutes to try and piece together the pieces to make a full sausage but no joy Tried Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Iam dumbstruck............ can people be so petty............. OP ya got what ya ordered.....Holyshit....shit has gone to a new level of Farang sadness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiSuk Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Very funny William, and even funnier that so many TVers took your post seriously! Top marks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveTalker Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Well worth the effort, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvc Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Nice one Willy, the rope a dope routine worked again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7by7 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume its a failed attempt at irony I have many failed attempts at irony; I can never get the creases straight. The wife does my shirts these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.s Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Very funny William, and even funnier that so many TVers took your post seriously! Top marks You beat me to it. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khundon Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I bet your girlfriend complains of not getting a full sausage either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenFarang Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Ever consider he ate the other piece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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