Its Not Only Thailand Drivers

I sent my Dad a webpage off "freebeerforyorky" website and he replied with this. They live in the middle of rural Wales (UK)

Although the driving instructions for Thailand were very funny believe it or not a lot of these tips apply in Wales, we have a few extra tips, if you find the lane is blocked by two tractor drivers having a chat, do not get annoyed because it will not hurry things up--the chat will just carry on.

If you find the lane blocked by two/three/four farmers chatting, just get out and join in the conversation-no one will mind and any other vehicles will patiently wait for you.

Most cars seem to tow horse boxes or trailers- do not expect to get round them or go any faster than 30mph, you dont stand a chance.

If you meet horse riders always stop for them, get out pat the horse and have a friendly chat with the rider/s,the other traffic will always patiently wait for you.

Signals: The normal situation is no signals or signals well after the manouvre accompanied in a leisurely manner.

Road works traffic lights,if welsh ignore these, if english expect the police car to be just round the next bend if you foolishly followed the previous (welsh) vehicle.

Cut all corners and drive with wheels just over the white line.