3 nominations from me from people who proved the old adage you dont have to have a long neck to be a "goose"

1. Robinho for being himself and for his agent convincing Man City they should continue to underwrite his wages even he will be a zillion miles away playing for another club.

2. Ashley Cole caught speeding (104 mph in a 50 mph zone trying to escape the Paparazzi) the fine just a few quid and a 4 mth ban from driving his Lamborghini.

His defence team lightened up the proceedings when they asked for time to pay (21 days) Which was granted.

3. City CEO Garry Cook for his City "world domination " statement at the Mad Hatters bar in the States. Hopefully someone at the club will remind Gary you have to win something first and not just the Carling Cup.

Just a bit of fun, nothing malicious. Any more nominations ?

What about Adrian Mutu for failing another drugs test.

More here :-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...drugs-test.html

You can add john terry for not keeping his pecker in his pants and trying to cover it up,the truth that is.

You can add john terry for not keeping his pecker in his pants and trying to cover it up,the truth that is.

Just been elevated to the top of the list.