Drunken Ramblings

[Jockstar]

Have you ever phoned up and ex and drunken rambled some stuff to her/him when pissed? Or even posted on a forum some drink inspired posting. Think you were funny or something. Or even phoned someone who you dont know thinking that they are someone that you actually know? You are not convinced they are telling you the truth.When they say."Who are you?" I know have done at least 2 of these. Any thoughts guys?

[smacko]

maybe you should drink some more and passout

[Jockstar]

maybe you should drink some more and passout 

55555555555555. I drink way too much. Though i'm sober tonight. Was just wondering what people thought and if they would own up to it. Or maybe you have done all 3 and dont want to admit it?

[Boon Mee]

I don't go near the keyboard when pissed and try to stay off the phones too.

It can be embarrasing to be confronted later...

[Jockstar]

I don't go near the keyboard when pissed and try to stay off the phones too.

It can be embarrasing to be confronted later...

I hear you. But i can be stupid when drunk. Not in a bad way. But stupid!

[tuky]

Hmm, done all three Jock

But do try my best to abstain nowdays. As Boon says it can be very embarrassing the next day.

[Jockstar]

Hmm, done all three Jock

But do try my best to abstain nowdays. As Boon says it can be very embarrassing the next day.

you know where i'm coming from Tuky?

[chuchok]

Hmm, done all three Jock

But do try my best to abstain nowdays. As Boon says it can be very embarrassing the next day.

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Same here. Embarresed on more than one occasion too

[toyicebear]

been there..done that...and not only one one occation...

[tuky]

Hmm, done all three Jock

But do try my best to abstain nowdays. As Boon says it can be very embarrassing the next day.

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you know where i'm coming from Tuky?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You bet Jock, it is hard not to post sometimes.

But for someone like me I have to do my best not to. But I occassionaly get reprimanded, as do you

Re the other day, all is good mate. Thanks for your PM.

[Thomas_Merton]

Have you ever phoned up and ex and drunken rambled some stuff to her/him when pissed? Or even posted on a forum some drink inspired posting. Think you were funny or something. Or even phoned someone who you dont know thinking that they are someone that you actually know? You are not convinced they are telling you the truth.When they say."Who are you?" I know have done at least 2 of these. Any thoughts guys?

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Aah, the Spirit that inspires.

Know it well, use it often.

Alas, as the Bard (English in deferance to the Jock) once said, "It increases the desire, but taketh away the ability".

[Thetyim]

[SandDragon]

Last week on a 10 hour airport stopover got p1ssed in the biz lounge before heading into my teetotalling country. Apparently (no clear recollection of the event), with feelings of warmth towards humankind I fired off a series of one or two word emails to half the people in my contacts list. By responses, a third were amused, a third were confused and a third figured I was p1ssed at the airport.

[tolsti]

Dear Alcohol:

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

My friend, you always seem to be there when needed.

The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even

around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when

we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.

While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I

feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is

important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or

necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those

ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to

hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good ! meal, but why do you suggest

that I eat a taco with chilli sauce, along with a big Italian meatball

and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat

after a few cheese curls & chilli cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I

think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to

do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &

blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.

Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the

front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting

ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's

debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable!

My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken

(water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing

out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should

be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

> >

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like

to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of

great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion

when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my

grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer

no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &

hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

> >

Thank you,

Your biggest fan

> >

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

[Jockstar]

Dear Alcohol:

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

My friend, you always seem to be there when needed.

The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even

around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when

we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.

While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I

feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is

important,  I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or

necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those

ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to

hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good ! meal, but why do you suggest

that I eat a taco with chilli sauce, along with a big Italian meatball

and  some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat

after a few cheese curls & chilli cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I

think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to

do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &

blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.

Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the

front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting

ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's

debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable!

My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken

(water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing

out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should

be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

> >

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like

to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of

great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion

when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my

grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer

no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &

hopefully  we can continue this fruitful partnership.

> >

Thank you,

Your biggest fan

> >

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

555555555555555555555555

[bino]

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Very funny tolsti!

I'm guilty on the first count only- a few too many drinks used to convince me that my ex really desperately wanted to hear from me at 4 AM.

[Jeff1]

I don't go near the keyboard when pissed and try to stay off the phones too.

It can be embarrasing to be confronted later...

I HAVE to remember that !

Asking yourself who wrote that using my name the next day

[Totster]

I once called an ex GF while drunk and told her how much I still loved her... while the GF at the time was listening...

I have many other drunkun antic stories... far too many to tell on here....

totster

[jackr]

Spent 30 minutes sat down explaining the meaning of life to the local soi dog outside a bar down south a few years ago. I was told about it the next night I went out. Funny thing is, the dog was making more sense than the girls.

[Patong Bob]

I always believed the telephone was oe instrument that you needed to pass a breathalyser test before operating.

Seems we will have to add email sites as well.....

(Guilty on all counts)

[Neeranam]

Dear Alcohol:

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

My friend, you always seem to be there when needed.

The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even

around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when

we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.

While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I

feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is

important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or

necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those

ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to

hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good ! meal, but why do you suggest

that I eat a taco with chilli sauce, along with a big Italian meatball

and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat

after a few cheese curls & chilli cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I

think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to

do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &

blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.

Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the

front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting

ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's

debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable!

My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken

(water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing

out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should

be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

> >

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like

to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of

great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion

when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my

grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer

no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &

hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

> >

Thank you,

Your biggest fan

> >

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Ha ha, nice one.

I don't drink now for a few reasons.

I used to phone everyone I knew in the middle of the night, sometimes for an hour at a time. This got very costly when phoning around the world!

But what was worse, I could never remember anything about it until I got the bill, or they called me back. I often phoned my mother thinking that I hadn't phoned her for a while, to be told that I had called her the previous day. And an amazing thing is that they would sometimes say that I wasn't drunk, or said I had just had a couple.

Very scary when seeing yourself on video, without the slightest recollection of what you were doing or even where. Or even worse when the police appear at the door the night after a binge.

I know one guy, who is an alcoholic, that stole a policecar and parked it in his garage in Chicago. He didn't know about it until the police came round the next day and asked to see his car. The policecar was there in the garage, lights still flashing!

[roscoe]

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

YOU MADE 2 UP NEVER HEARD OF IT !!!!!!!!!!!

[maerim]

it can be very embarrassing the next day.

Not to mention the poor sod on the recieveing end of your drunken ramblings.

I can't stand drunks.

[custard]

Yeah. two weeks before Xmas last year I went clubbing and got smashed with mates and you know I kinda rang up my ex in the UK, had a go at her, told her not to screw around etc. without knowing that she was about to arrive in Thailand a few days after that.

Four days later she rang me with a withheld number and I was absolutely gobsmacked to learn that she'd been going out with another chap. I was pissed off.

[kreon]

big problem for me...when p1ssed cant remember a thing

went out the other night at a high-so club, was so p1ssed that i gave my date bt.4,100 to settle a bt.4,080 bill and then got absolutely mad with her that she left a bt.20 tip

could not remember a bl00dy thing, normally i would tip at least bt.120 on that occasion

too many other not so pleasant moments that i rather not know about

[HarryHacker]

I always believed the telephone was oe instrument that you needed to pass a breathalyser test before operating.

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The telephone was/is a &lt;deleted&gt; major problem for me when I get really p1ssed! If I can find the damm thing in the morning I cringe at the last called numbers. Anyone can be in the firing line, I am very, very out of order!

[Jockstar]

Its nice to have it confirmed i'm not the only one. Though i knew that. Usually i phone back to the Uk now and again whenn pissed. But do not phone up any ex now adays. As i'm married. Drunken posts on websites/ forums.Well.......

[pnustedt]

My ex-wife once blamed me for setting fire to the house by smoking in bed whilst drunk - however, I pointed out that she was wrong, firstly I don't smoke and secondly the bed was already on fire when I got into it!

[sadman]

"I will not let a thief into my mouth to steal my mind" - 'True Grit'. Oh, how I wish that were true. One beer is too many and a hundred isn't enough.

Anyway, I don't drink any more (but I don't drink any less).

(Singha - helping ugly people have sex since 1883).

[Jack Jones]

I have a problem texting when I've had a few. Doesn't stop me working my way through my ex's in my phonebook though and sending them some garble. Quite funny to check my sent messages in the morning, doesn't make a word of sense.