Gonzo the Face Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) For years I have been telling people to eat their dessert before the meal..... so due to the current high level of tension take a break and ...... =========== Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there.' Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, 'Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.' Shortly after that, Rose passed on. A few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb.' 'Who is it?', asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?' 'Barb -- it's me, Rose.' 'You're not Rose. Rose just died.' 'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice. 'Rose! Where are you?' 'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good news and a little bad news.' 'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb. 'The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's softball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.' 'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?' 'You're pitching Tuesday.' .. Life is uncertain - eat dessert first. Just read and post on TV guys and wait a bit...... The new protest group is now being formed....... all female...... and called... " The See Thru Shirts " Sorry but all the other colors have been taken Edited March 12, 2010 by Gonzo the Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 OK, funny.. but wrong forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 well i hope for yr sake the new protest group isnt made up of 90 year old women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 well i hope for yr sake the new protest group isnt made up of 90 year old women You young , impertinent whippersnapper..... biggoted , disrespectful and biased...... Just remember with 90 year old youngsters, you don't have to reach as high...... all things are much closer together... finally some emoticons that fit the topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Good on you gonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 ....and besides they would'nt need to have T Shirts...... they would wear 'see thru mama's mumu's' That oughta stop any and all protests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 and rightfully so, isnt that what we are all here for.......mammas mamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 gonzo. re ..... and besides they would'nt need to have T Shirts the owner of the 69 bar in the bar beer centre loi kroh road had the same idea yesterday ! enjoy pic .... dave2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 I'll drink to that ! ! ... even if I have to pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 gonzo.re ..... and besides they would'nt need to have T Shirts the owner of the 69 bar in the bar beer centre loi kroh road had the same idea yesterday ! enjoy pic .... dave2 classic good one Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 enjoy gonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieWhite Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Chiefs will kill the Crusaders today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Chiefs will kill the Crusaders today wrong thread mate, but i dont think so crusaders defense looks good now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Chiefs will kill the Crusaders today wrong thread mate, but i dont think so crusaders defense looks good now It may depends on how the OP looks at certain things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 enjoy gonzo velly good..... velly good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rrose070 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I'm gonna pee my pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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