“Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?”

“Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?”

“Did you hear about the suicidal dyslexic who shat himself?”

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He doesn't believe in dogs."

"Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

"If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read okay?"

"A dyslexic walked into a bra".

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog".

Yes, I am dyslexic, I am a Charter Member, DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)

More anyone??

“Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi who went around saying 'yo'?

I said to this know all at work ' I'm dilexic'

He said' You mean Dyslexic'

I replied " <deleted>. If I could say that I wouldn't be"

Nice one Crassy

“Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi who went around saying 'yo'?

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No, but I had a dyslexic friend who became religious and dedicated his life to Dog.