Difference Between Guts And Balls

[McAttack]

Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a*s and

having the balls to say, "You're next.

[Jai Dee]

having the balls to say, "You're next.

[mnoorsapl]

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