The bell rang at the house. I slipped on a shirt and wandered downstairs. Standing in the Soi were a group of people. One of them approached me and started rabbiting away in Thai before I could say a word. My incomprehension was obvious when she stopped to take a breath. I was able to tell her I did not understand.

She handed me a leaflet before she and her colleagues went away to ring more doorbells.

The leaflet is in Thai but the last line said it all. Watchtower. (Jehovah Witness) No wonder people were not answering their doors. In fact I have never seen the street so quiet.

Seems there is no escape from those people even here in Thailand!! They were a pest in the UK and I'd have hoped I'd escaped their ringing of bells and knocking on doors when I left the UK

Thankfully I could not understand a word she said or I'd never have got rid of her

Release the hounds....

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Door to door evangelism by any religious group, and especially fanatic cults, is always offensive, in any country. I'm with the OP on this one. There are strategies of course to deal with the pests, answering the door nud_e comes to mind.

i'd love for them to come to my house. i got nothing better to do all day than to talk with born-agains. roll up a nice big fatty and chew the fat, send them over!

Q: What's the difference between a Jehova's Witness and a Millwall supporter?

A: When you answer the door, the Millwall supporter tells you to F*** off.

My premise is that the Jehovah Witnesses should deliver the mail and while we are at it let's have all the deaf people live in subdivisions near airports. My way of solving some of the worlds problems...

Offensive post, hope they close it

Offensive ,because ??

i'd love for them to come to my house. i got nothing better to do all day than to talk with born-agains. roll up a nice big fatty and chew the fat, send them over!

my uncle had much the same view. he used to have great fun with them every christmas when the showed up at his front door.

he would invite them in, sit them down, light up a fag offer them one. then pour himself a large scotch and offer them one in the spirit of christmas.

then reach for his large bible from the bookshelf. start reading from it and pulling qoutes out from here there and everywhere, whenever they started to question what he was saying.

in the end they used to get so hacked off they would leave on their own accord. with my uncle waving them goodbye and wishing them a happy christmas.

Edited April 1, 201016 yr by tigerfish

Open the door in the nud_e and request help with extracting the devil from your balls. That usually get them walking.

Offensive post, hope they close it

Offensive ,because ??

They where a PEST

No escape form THOSE people

They are a ripe pain in the arse and any way you get rid of them is excellent.

Offensive post, hope they close it

Offensive ,because ??

They where a PEST

No escape form THOSE people

You still haven't answered the question.

THOSE <deleted> PESTS like Jehovahs Witnesses, and other uninvited zealots, are not welcome at my house.

If I want to listen to them I will go to their house.

Tell them you enjoy group sex and invite them to to come in and join you, they will disappear very quickly and not return.

It was the Slavation Army where I lived back in UK.

The woman I bought the house off of was a member and she probably didn't give them a forwarding address.

Bloody annoying when they tun up with their racket early on a Sunday morning.

Open the door in the nud_e and request help with extracting the devil from your balls.

It'd be fun if some gay guys decided to wander round the streets and pretend to be Jehovah's Witnesses. Could see some amusing scenes being played out on the doorsteps of Pattaya moo baans.

so let me see if i understand. someone came to your house and tried to share some ideas with you. you didn't understand. she gave you something for free and left. this 5 minute encounter left you so annoyed you decided to deride them online.

what bit did you not like exactly ? walking down the stairs or having to get dressed ?

The thing is, I don't go running around the neighborhood trying to force my ideas down other peoples throats INSTEAD, I just come to THAI VISA and do it

so let me see if i understand. someone came to your house and tried to share some ideas with you. you didn't understand. she gave you something for free and left. this 5 minute encounter left you so annoyed you decided to deride them online.

what bit did you not like exactly ? walking down the stairs or having to get dressed ?

Invasion of privacy and the fact they are annoying, sanctimonious tw4ts.

As I said before, if i want to share in their new-found joy of the world I will take myself down to the nearest Kingdom Hall.

Until that time they can mail, or email me, and I can put their 'something free' in the junk or spam file if I so choose.

Edited April 1, 201016 yr by Chaimai

They where a PEST

No escape form THOSE people

You still haven't answered the question.

THOSE <deleted> PESTS like Jehovahs Witnesses, and other uninvited zealots, are not welcome at my house.

WOW scary,if they know you sure they not going the ring the bell at your place.

Edited April 1, 201016 yr by needforspeed

Yes, in English (back home) they are a right pain in the ass. Here, I can well understand why the street was deserted. I was home alone or else I can imagine them pushing their verbal way in toe door and camping in the house for hours spewing forth their diatribe.

Next time I see them I will go out with no bra and ask if they would like to milk my 'man breasts' of the Devil milk inside

Offensive post? Are you a Jehovah's Witness Needforspeed ?

I would not have thought there was much call for this religious group in Thailand. Have others had them at their door too? Or are they starting out now?

I never answer the door, get a camera to see who it is first I do. People who needs em!

Yes, in English (back home) they are a right pain in the ass. Here, I can well understand why the street was deserted. I was home alone or else I can imagine them pushing their verbal way in toe door and camping in the house for hours spewing forth their diatribe.

Next time I see them I will go out with no bra and ask if they would like to milk my 'man breasts' of the Devil milk inside

Offensive post? Are you a Jehovah's Witness Needforspeed ?

I would not have thought there was much call for this religious group in Thailand. Have others had them at their door too? Or are they starting out now?

Mark my words, it will be AMWAY next !!

Yes, in English (back home) they are a right pain in the ass. Here, I can well understand why the street was deserted. I was home alone or else I can imagine them pushing their verbal way in toe door and camping in the house for hours spewing forth their diatribe.

Next time I see them I will go out with no bra and ask if they would like to milk my 'man breasts' of the Devil milk inside

Offensive post? Are you a Jehovah's Witness Needforspeed ?

I would not have thought there was much call for this religious group in Thailand. Have others had them at their door too? Or are they starting out now?

No i am not, just the idea that they keep trying and many time just get sh%t been trowen over there heads.

They don't harm so why hurt them.

Yeah next time invite em in talk about the weather, gardening, food etc anything but religion you'll be fine.

Yes, in English (back home) they are a right pain in the ass. Here, I can well understand why the street was deserted. I was home alone or else I can imagine them pushing their verbal way in toe door and camping in the house for hours spewing forth their diatribe.

Next time I see them I will go out with no bra and ask if they would like to milk my 'man breasts' of the Devil milk inside

Offensive post? Are you a Jehovah's Witness Needforspeed ?

I would not have thought there was much call for this religious group in Thailand. Have others had them at their door too? Or are they starting out now?

No i am not, just the idea that they keep trying and many time just get sh%t been trowen over there heads.

They don't harm so why hurt them.

They do no harm? Maybe not physical harm, no. But I have known people being harangued for hours in their own homes by these zealots who, once they are in the door do not want to stop their diatribe until you are converted. For a religious group they do not seem to have a great deal of Christian care in that respect. Is that not harmful? Stress and on the verge of brainwashing people.

I have no idea if they use the same tactics here, but I can well imagine they do. I'll ask the Boss when she comes back tonight.

I have nothing at all against religion. I do have a problem with people trying to force their ideals down your throat be they Muslim, Jehovah's Witnesses, C 0f E, Catholic or any other religious group.

In the same way I have nothing against salespeople but when they also sit there for hours until you sign on the dotted line, that is an intrusion into privacy.

Open the door in the nud_e and request help with extracting the devil from your balls.

It'd be fun if some gay guys decided to wander round the streets and pretend to be Jehovah's Witnesses. Could see some amusing scenes being played out on the doorsteps of Pattaya moo baans.

It is not gay as long as you don't look down.

Hi G54,

I know just what you mean! I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had a woman from the sperm bank. , boy! Did I give her a mouthful.

Just thinking about there marketing;

Would you open the door on a sunday morning if the girls wearing high heel shoes and mini skirts ,

I would, give the a cup of coffee as well and also could talk with them about religion"nid noy".

Hi G54,

I know just what you mean! I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had a woman from the sperm bank. , boy! Did I give her a mouthful.

Yeah that happens to me all the time !