The Kitchen Bitch

[peder.klockmann]

The Kitchen Bitch

A mother was working in the kitchen listening

to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric

train in the living room. She heard the train stop

and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who

want off, get the ###### off now...cause this is the

last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are

getting on, get your asses in the train...cause

we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son,

"We don't use that kind of language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may

play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and

resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped

and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers, please remember your things,

thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We

hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For

those of you just boarding, remember, there is no

smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO

HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[bino]

Very funny!

Edited June 5, 2005 by bino

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