AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days.

Lunch will be provided

Free instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you.

Topics covered on this course include:

DAY ONE

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate amongst a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote - Helpline and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation and anger management

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Role playing and slideshow

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available (male counsellers sadly unavailable-none passed training course)

I'm not sure you are advertising these courses in the right country.

You might want to try the western world .

More appropriate courses for this country would be

....... Evening classes for western ladies .....

How to cut my boyfriends toe nails

Cleaning your mans ear wax and trimming his nasal hair

How to clean your home while your man watches Tv

How to sit quietly by you husband and pour his beer without rushing him or talking excessively

How to judge the correct moment to cook him another meal/get him a beer from the fridge

50 ways to tell your man how handsome he is

10 things to do around the house while waiting for him to come back from visiting Mia Noi

Edited May 29, 201016 yr by sarahsbloke

Or you can just hire a maid.

Marks to Poor Sucker for a nice try tho.

Why would western women need those courses? That's what thai women are for isn't it?. To do all that crap & fester inside whilst doing it.

jokes I get (some of them anyway)

but why would you think only western women need training sarahsbloke??

you really think non western women would put up with those things??

Dontcha know Miggy, you thai gals just love picking out earwax, clipping toenails & trimming nostril hair for western guys? It's what makes you so appealing

Your personalities, personal desires & multiple other things you might bring to a relationship are irrelevant, a long as you can deal with a bloke toe nails then you are considered a catch