In the UK my friends called mooseknuckle a man-gina. (for pronunciation: man+vagina)

Bit like my female friends here, call those awful trumpet things vulvas. I actually talked to my 80 year old mother about the horrible sound the vulvas made..

She took it in her stride.

The mousenuckle things look odd because there is no willy. Is it hidden behind!

Edited July 15, 201015 yr by Patsycat

Does anyone know a good testicle shaver in or around Bangkok?

Moosenickel shaver, keep up with the the fashion and the Jones puleez.

Moosenickel shaver, keep up with the the fashion and the Jones puleez.

How come your still conscious ?

I specifically requested that any female posting on this male thread should be mildly electrocuted.

You cannot trust Admin to get anything done..........tsk.

Does anyone know a good testicle shaver in or around Bangkok?

A friend could give you wax treatment, if you want.

Does anyone know a good testicle shaver in or around Bangkok?

Need some clarification.

Are you requesting for a reliable barber-type person who shaves testicles, or a diy-style electrical testicle shaver?

Moosenickel shaver, keep up with the the fashion and the Jones puleez.

How come your still conscious ?

I specifically requested that any female posting on this male thread should be mildly electrocuted.

You cannot trust Admin to get anything done..........tsk.

I was still conscious at that early hour because my sleep was disturbed by a mosquito bzzzzzzing around and the awful hacking cough of my neighbour. (Windows wide open - heatwave).

Now about the razor thingy. I always recommend hair removal cream for intimate areas of the body. You slather it on, leave for about 8 minutes (I use an egg timer) and shower it off.

Here, you can buy the cream especially made for intimate areas.

Immac (spelling) works but you need to have someone help you with application. It's difficult to do on your own, or at least that can be your excuse.

How can it be difficult to apply on your own?

It's a moose spray (!!), just spray it all over, stand like a pillock for 8 minutes and shower off. Any bits missed - then you use the razor.

I have stood in a Mombassa, Kenya hotel room with the stuff sprayed all over (forgot the egg timer) and it worked. Doesn't hurt, no razor nicks, no wax tears (as in crying) etc.

My sister waxes everything - and she admits she goes through hel_l and back with the pain. Stupid woman.

I was giving him an excuse for him to get help. I mean how difficult can it be? Now you have spoilt the fun.

"stand like a pillock for 8 minutes" really made my day. I'm still smiling while I write.

"Here, you can buy the cream especially made for intimate areas. "

You mean KY Jelly? Boy, I wish I held the franchise for that product in LOS.

"Here, you can buy the cream especially made for intimate areas. "

You mean KY Jelly? Boy, I wish I held the franchise for that product in LOS.

Dairy Whip and strawberry topping, far better.

Tastes better too.

Bedroom essentials

"Here, you can buy the cream especially made for intimate areas. "

You mean KY Jelly? Boy, I wish I held the franchise for that product in LOS.

Dairy Whip and strawberry topping, far better.

Tastes better too.

Bedroom essentials

For use in a KY jelly situation? Dairy whip and strawberry topping?

I'll admit it probably tastes better but we're talking anal lubricants here.

"Here, you can buy the cream especially made for intimate areas. "

You mean KY Jelly? Boy, I wish I held the franchise for that product in LOS.

Dairy Whip and strawberry topping, far better.

Tastes better too.

Bedroom essentials

For use in a KY jelly situation? Dairy whip and strawberry topping?

I'll admit it probably tastes better but we're talking anal lubricants here.

or should that be

Edited July 18, 201015 yr by GarryP

Don't worry Scea. The whipped cream has a pressurised applicator, for the most difficult to reach areas, naturally....

Far, far, too much information.

I've just read all of this.....................Shocked.

I knew Sounders had a few dodgy habits, but the rest of you..................Shocked

I suspect it's all a misunderstanding, maybe Zpete thinks KY jelly comes in seven different flavours and is served with ice cream.

He is from New Zealand after all.

I suspect it's all a misunderstanding, maybe Zpete thinks KY jelly comes in seven different flavours and is served with ice cream.

He is from New Zealand after all.

Tatua Dairy Co, in NZ was 1st to market Dairy Whip.

Monster export trade has developed, but other countries are making it now.

They also have "Chocolate Mousse"

...... also have a custard too.

Add any flavour of toppings, boy wotta time one can have.

Edited July 18, 201015 yr by Zpete

Chocolate Mousse instead of KY, really?

melted chocolate, or chocolate fudge brownie.....Hmm...

Perverts !!!

Everyone knows that real Devon Clotted Cream is the only way to go.

(Use the Cornish stuff if you must, but nothing holds a candle to Devon)

(Unless the Viagra hasn't clicked in)(then you'lkl need the candle)

Perverts !!!

Everyone knows that real Devon Clotted Cream is the only way to go.

(Use the Cornish stuff if you must, but nothing holds a candle to Devon)

(Unless the Viagra hasn't clicked in)(then you'lkl need the candle)

Why would we hold a candle to it?

KY Jelly isn't necessarily an anal lubricant. Personnaly, I'm not much into a-holes, anyway.

However, the idea of flavored KY is interesting.

Personnaly, I'm not much into a-holes, anyway.

Shouldn't be in Bedlam then.

Personnaly, I'm not much into a-holes, anyway.

Shouldn't be in Bedlam then.

Just because there may be a lot of a-holes in bedlam does not mean we have to be into them. Everyone to his, or her own.

wheres ole ND got to?

hasnt had another accident in the hand department again, has he?

its all in hand tf......dispite what the noise guy said

wheres ole ND got to?

hasnt had another accident in the hand department again, has he?

its all in hand tf......dispite what the noise guy said

Neverdie... I will never dis you again....after telling you where to put your hand I went and broke two fingers....luckily thai third party paid the bill....and the nurses were nice too. Only an hour op but we do not have anaestheticians to hold our hand like here in australia. Glad I was here but do not tell the wife.

for Neverdie