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Sorry, will have to PM that one to you, not fit for print even in the mens thread

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

I guess that post is directed at me, not ND.......... Of course I will put you up. Can't say I can promise any rain though!

A view of the sea and rolling meadows and beaches can be arranged: The bottle of vodka is already in the freezer.

I think one of your lambs might be in the freezer too.

I suppose the interpreter is for my benefit to be able to understand your Scottish accent? Don't worry about that.....I have a mate whose wife comes from Dundee (she's fond of a wee dram or two too ) and over the years I've gained an ear for the lilt.

Make sure you stock up on duty-free, please. Ciggies and bourbon vodka.

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

I'd say if you won 28 million Euro, even with its low worth in this day and age you would be able to put yourself up and not stay with lo-so like harcourt

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

I'd say if you won 28 million Euro, even with its low worth in this day and age you would be able to put yourself up and not stay with lo-so like harcourt

Where's the middle finger smilie when you need it?

Just because I have left my beach-front natural and not built a fancy sea wall, and my "rolling meadows" consist of only 2 acres doesn't make me lo-so.

I'm sure Patsy is instinctively aware that the value comes from my company, not from my meagre material possesions.

When you get washed up on these shores having struck a submerged log half way across the ditch, I'll still put you up, me old mate....and I won't charge you a cent.

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

I'd say if you won 28 million Euro, even with its low worth in this day and age you would be able to put yourself up and not stay with lo-so like harcourt

Where's the middle finger smilie when you need it?

Just because I have left my beach-front natural and not built a fancy sea wall, and my "rolling meadows" consist of only 2 acres doesn't make me lo-so.

I'm sure Patsy is instinctively aware that the value comes from my company, not from my meagre material possesions.

When you get washed up on these shores having struck a submerged log half way across the ditch, I'll still put you up, me old mate....and I won't charge you a cent.

careful Neverdie. he's not after money, so your stay could prove costly to your manly pride

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

I'd say if you won 28 million Euro, even with its low worth in this day and age you would be able to put yourself up and not stay with lo-so like harcourt

Where's the middle finger smilie when you need it?

Just because I have left my beach-front natural and not built a fancy sea wall, and my "rolling meadows" consist of only 2 acres doesn't make me lo-so.

I'm sure Patsy is instinctively aware that the value comes from my company, not from my meagre material possesions.

When you get washed up on these shores having struck a submerged log half way across the ditch, I'll still put you up, me old mate....and I won't charge you a cent.

careful Neverdie. he's not after money, so your stay could prove costly to your manly pride

Where's that middle finger smilie again?

Justy because I have a superb physique that oozes masculine strength and dominance, does not mean that I would take advantage of our wimpier bretheren.

Not sure it's just your middle finger he should be worried about

Not sure it's just your middle finger he should be worried about

With friends like you, who needs enemas?

Not sure it's just your middle finger he should be worried about

With friends like you, who needs enemas?

tee hee

So, when i win the Euromillion big 28million, And I decide to fly all the way to rainy New Zealand to visit the lambs that I have sponsered. Shall you put me up?

I am expecting sea views, rolling meadows, beaches etc. And an interpreter. And a good sense of humour...

I'd say if you won 28 million Euro, even with its low worth in this day and age you would be able to put yourself up and not stay with lo-so like harcourt

Where's the middle finger smilie when you need it?

Just because I have left my beach-front natural and not built a fancy sea wall, and my "rolling meadows" consist of only 2 acres doesn't make me lo-so.

I'm sure Patsy is instinctively aware that the value comes from my company, not from my meagre material possesions.

When you get washed up on these shores having struck a submerged log half way across the ditch, I'll still put you up, me old mate....and I won't charge you a cent.

Ohhh, I am sure I would be right at home in the lo-so ranch......price is right too.

Of course, you know I was only tryin to stir you up

I don't give a dam_n about the beach-front natural, but for christ sakes you better get that pontoon completed asap, I can't park this dingy on the beachfront you realise, tis not made for that sorta thing.

Not sure it's just your middle finger he should be worried about

Yeah harkie, last time we met you tried that middle finger thing with me. I was quick to point out there was no finger nail but it certainly resembled a very thin scraggly finger - EMPHASIS ON THIN!

Not sure it's just your middle finger he should be worried about

Yeah harkie, last time we met you tried that middle finger thing with me. I was quick to point out there was no finger nail but it certainly resembled a very thin scraggly finger - EMPHASIS ON THIN!

You slut............You kept your eyes open the whole time........................

Not sure it's just your middle finger he should be worried about

Yeah harkie, last time we met you tried that middle finger thing with me. I was quick to point out there was no finger nail but it certainly resembled a very thin scraggly finger - EMPHASIS ON THIN!

You slut............You kept your eyes open the whole time........................

As I said...friends, enemas.

All this sailor chat is beyond me.

All this sailor chat is beyond me.

Well you are certainly not getting a spot on my crew for the 2011 Sydney to Hobart

A friend for life!!

Who in their right mind would think of leaving Sydney to travel to Hobart at any time of the year, by any means of transport.

And to do it by sailing boat, in the middle of a storm, beggars belief.

Here in Saigon we've just had a cruise ship visit. Now I might consider a gentle tour round the principal ports of call in SE Asia in one of those, but hanging my arse over the edge of an overcrowded racing boat, soaking wet, cold and hungry is not my idea of living.

If I want to be soaked to the skin, cold and hungry, I'll turn out for the local rugby team and take out my ill-temper on the opposition scrum-half, thank you very much.

Edited April 9, 201115 yr by Humphrey Bear

All this sailor chat is beyond me.

Well you are certainly not getting a spot on my crew for the 2011 Sydney to Hobart

Pick me, pick me!!!!!! I can crew.....on condition that you are not the "skipper" and I am not the "cabin boy". (Or vice verca for that matter!)

Oops

All this sailor chat is beyond me.

Well you are certainly not getting a spot on my crew for the 2011 Sydney to Hobart

Pick me, pick me!!!!!! I can crew.....on condition that you are not the "skipper" and I am not the "cabin boy". (Or vice verca for that matter!)

And there was I thinking Seaman Stains was an urban myth.....................

Seaman Stains served on the good ship Venus, not on ND's SMB.

All this sailor chat is beyond me.

Well you are certainly not getting a spot on my crew for the 2011 Sydney to Hobart

Pick me, pick me!!!!!! I can crew.....on condition that you are not the "skipper" and I am not the "cabin boy". (Or vice verca for that matter!)

And there was I thinking Seaman Stains was an urban myth.....................

You are in honey, but you have to serve your time topless as the beer wench. You didnt think SMB was a serious cup entrant, did you?

I'm only coming because you asked nicely.......

Edited April 11, 201115 yr by suiging

They would run the race Hobart-Sydney but uf the did the fleets would be too large and they would be worried about the refugees coming to live in an empty depopulated Tasmania.

Just to stir things up a bit...

Just to stir things up a bit...

What do you mean "IF"????

Just to stir things up a bit...

Ian, they'd 've been better posted on the wimmin's thread, but that's so far back in the archives now that everyone's forgotten about it.

See - I'm still Alzheimer's-free.

And Switzerland won the America's Cup!! Now isn't that a bit odd... being a land locked country and all.

I'm with Humph on this one. Cruise liner - bars, pools, restaurants. Dressing for dinner etc.

And Switzerland won the America's Cup!! Now isn't that a bit odd... being a land locked country and all.

I'm with Humph on this one. Cruise liner - bars, pools, restaurants. Dressing for dinner etc.

Oh, then you would appreciate my little boat. I keep it docked at Port Alberni on Vancouver Island. I like to keep it stocked with my lady friends from Thailand, but they only come out when the sun shines... which is about 3 days each summer.

A friend for life!!

Who in their right mind would think of leaving Sydney to travel to Hobart at any time of the year, by any means of transport.

And to do it by sailing boat, in the middle of a storm, beggars belief.

Here in Saigon we've just had a cruise ship visit. Now I might consider a gentle tour round the principal ports of call in SE Asia in one of those, but hanging my arse over the edge of an overcrowded racing boat, soaking wet, cold and hungry is not my idea of living.

If I want to be soaked to the skin, cold and hungry, I'll turn out for the local rugby team and take out my ill-temper on the opposition scrum-half, thank you very much.

Or 'enjoy' a day out at Songkran.