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Five Jumps A Week

peter991
peter991
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the

guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 79 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes again.?

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club; not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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