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New Telephone Greeting

Robby nz

By Robby nz
July 16, 2010 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Robby nz

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Robby nz

Posted July 16, 2010

Posted July 16, 2010

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on,

All over the country...?

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED KINGDOM SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE'

'Press '1' if you speak English.'

'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can

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mumbojumbo

Posted July 16, 2010

Posted July 16, 2010

my new ringtone

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Jim's_a_Thai_Fox

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Jim's_a_Thai_Fox

Posted July 22, 2010

Posted July 22, 2010

I was waiting for another gunshot that never came - pity

Kwasaki

Posted July 27, 2010

Posted July 27, 2010

I did not post this because maybe it's been heard so many times before,

There were stories many years ago about people found floating about in the English channel, the coast guard reported.

That instead of them shouting help they were shouting out .........SOCIAL SECURITY !

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John_Betong

Posted August 1, 2010

Posted August 1, 2010 (edited)

I thought this was hilarious.

http://johns-jokes.com/downloads/mpeg/irish-vs-indian-on-birth-certificate.mp3

irish-vs-indian-on-birth-certificate.mp3

Edited August 1, 2010 by John_Betong

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